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Jaeger
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Jaeger » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:04 am

A sampling of "The Worst Album Covers of All Time":

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The treasure trove can be found HERE.

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Location: Peyton Place

Re: Random Pics

Post by Zim » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:31 pm

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Bieber.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Re: Random Pics

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:34 pm

Haters gonna hate!

At least he's color coordinated.
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motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Sisyphus » Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:42 pm

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Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

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Re: Random Pics

Post by Zim » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:33 pm

Sisyphus wrote:Image
Houston, you have a problem.
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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Re: Random Pics

Post by MATPOC » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:02 pm

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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:43 am

No, I'm biting you!

No, I'm biting you!
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Re: Random Pics

Post by piccini9 » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:01 pm

I met this person today. It was very strange.

http://www.mystudio.net/VideoHighRes.as ... oId=671498" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I can't figure out the embed thing. It's all new and improved and shit.
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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
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Re: Random Pics

Post by SSCAM » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:07 pm

Random video:

YIKES!

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nate
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Location: Michigan

Re: Random Pics

Post by nate » Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:31 am

SSCAM wrote:Random video:

YIKES!
That is a great example of target fixation, as he looked to be at least 3 feet to the left of the white line before the mattress flew out of the truck.
And he thought that, had he been wearing his guns, he may well have drawn one and put a bullet into her cold and whoring little heart.

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Re: Random Pics

Post by JoJoLesh » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:06 am

piccini9 wrote:I met this person today. It was very strange.
I assume that she is doing the "dance" that was in the MTV video.
But, yes, I would assume that this woman would be rather peculiar, either way. I would ask where you met her.
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Re: Random Pics

Post by gazza » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:15 pm

JoJoLesh wrote:
piccini9 wrote:I met this person today. It was very strange.
I assume that she is doing the "dance" that was in the MTV video.
But, yes, I would assume that this woman would be rather peculiar, either way. I would ask where you met her.

+1, this sounds interesting.
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Re: Random Pics

Post by piccini9 » Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:52 pm

Short story; I went out on the river in a kayak, you know, to get away from everybody.
She's standing on a dock, smoking a cigarette, having a coffee, and she just starts talking to me. No shouting "Hello!" to get my attention or anything just starts talking. So strange. I'll write the whole thing up later. She's apparently a novelist, musician/actress, Albanian emigre. :roll:
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Re: Random Pics

Post by gazza » Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:17 pm

:o
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xtian
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Re: Random Pics

Post by xtian » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:31 pm

And official Freddy Mercury transgender lookalike.
I'm not really from around here.

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Re: Random Pics

Post by JoJoLesh » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:20 pm

This is of course stolen from another page, but it made me laugh, when not much else has....
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Sisyphus » Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:25 am

Made me think of this:
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Jaeger
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Jaeger » Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:55 pm

Similar lines (and a personal favorite):

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Re: Random Pics

Post by piccini9 » Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:48 pm

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Re: Random Pics

Post by piccini9 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:37 am

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Re: Random Pics

Post by thrasherbill » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:27 am

I had this Youtubes thing figured before but apparently today I have the dumb.

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DerGolgo
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:24 am

You don't have the dumb, they actually made it trickier. So allow me.
Further stuff in the spoiler tag underneath.


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The bastards have changed their interface, the little box where you could select "long link" is gone, so you have to finagle it out of the full URL.
The code I used here looks like this:

Code: Select all

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rZIssEBuk[/youtube]
Note that the full URL you posted above contains two arguments (I think that is what they're called), separated by those &s.
What's important for the youtube tags is the proper youtube thing, not youtu.be but youtube.com, and the argument starting with v=, that string of letters with the hyphen is what identifies the specific video. Right here, there's only one other argument, pointing at Belgium, but other stuff may be loaded in there. Leaving that in the youtube tags will not work, however, it'll look silly, like so:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rZIssE ... e=youtu.be[/youtube]

Also, the spoiler tags don't seem to be working right when there's a use of quote tags outside the spoiler tags.
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Re: Random Pics

Post by piccini9 » Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:56 am

Yeah. My youtubes hardly even work anymore. Bumming me out man. :(
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:36 am

piccini9 wrote:Yeah. My youtubes hardly even work anymore. Bumming me out man. :(
Recently, when I watch youtube videos (I don't own a TV yet I'm a total junkie for moving pictures, so I watch a lot of youtube) I often have it happen that a video, for no apparent reason, stops dead, the playback window goes black and a bit of text informs me that this video is "currently unavailable" or "unavailable at the moment". Refreshing doesn't help, and when that has happened once, it tends to continue for ages, with different videos. Do you get that also?
What's weirder, when I then fire up the anonymizer plugin of my browser and refresh the page through an anonymizing proxy, everything is working fine again.

Anyway, today I noticed for the first time that, when right-clicking on a youtube video, I don't just get the Flash player stuff, but also the choice to "copy video URL" and stuff like that. Would you believe they give you the proper, simple, easy to use, fully functional url? Of course not, they just gotta dump some &feature shit in there.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:28 pm

Look at this nice picture of a regular sized horse.
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Seriously, that is a regular sized horse. Just look here.
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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
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Re: Random Pics

Post by MATPOC » Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:09 am

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Re: Random Pics

Post by Jonny » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:49 am

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Re: Random Pics

Post by Jonny » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:55 am

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Jonny » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:57 am

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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Re: Random Pics

Post by piccini9 » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:17 am

ZIM?

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