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by thrasherbill » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:29 pm
Just thought I'd post that I just ate some bacon.
Now my keyboard is greasy.

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
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In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:47 pm
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Caliann
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by Caliann » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:08 am
Plenty of bread to soak up the grease? Don't you guys across the pond toast your bread by frying it for a bit in bacon grease? That's how my roomie always made breakfast toast.
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
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by Zer0 » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:35 am
Melted bacon grease in the pan, NOT Pam, for non-stick fried eggs in our house
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Magnum Jihad
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by BlackSamBonney » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:11 pm
ok boys and girls here is the ONLY way to cook bacon.
( I' going to to get it for that statement But I still belive it)
1. pre heat your oven to 350 deg.( yes I said oven)
2. get a cooling rack and place it on top of a cookie sheet.
3. place bacon on top of cooling rack (in a pleasing patern if you must)
4. place cookie sheet.coolingrackand bacon into the oven
( yes I said oven)
5.watch carfully untill bacon reeches disiered crispness
some ware around 15-20 min
6. enjoy
7. thank me in a gushing post
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1985 Honda Elite 250-urban assault scooter
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:38 pm
BlackSamBonney wrote:ok boys and girls here is the ONLY way to cook bacon.
( I' going to to get it for that statement But I still belive it)
1. pre heat your oven to 350 deg.( yes I said oven)
2. get a cooling rack and place it on top of a cookie sheet.
3. place bacon on top of cooling rack (in a pleasing patern if you must)
4. place cookie sheet.coolingrackand bacon into the oven
( yes I said oven)
5.watch carfully untill bacon reeches disiered crispness
some ware around 15-20 min
6. enjoy
7. thank me in a gushing post
This not only sounds like sacrelige, (a good thing) but it sounds like a technique for leaving most of the greazey goodness in the bacon (also a good thing)
and it's a way to be able to safely cook bacon while naked, (a
really good thing).
Full report this weekend.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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by BlackSamBonney » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:55 pm
The greazey goodness ends up in the cookie sheet and you are free to do with it what you will.
2009 Suzuki TU 250
1985 Honda Elite 250-urban assault scooter
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:01 pm
BlackSamBonney wrote:The greazey goodness ends up in the cookie sheet and you are free to do with it what you will.
Well, since I'm already gonna be naked.......................................
sorry
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
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by Zer0 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:57 pm
Piccini, at least wait for it too cool off.
Damn loon.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
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by Flat_Black_Rat » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:40 pm
I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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by Bigshankhank » Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:26 am
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Gungnir
- Maltov Rattlecan
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by Gungnir » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:56 pm
Antihog wrote:Melted bacon grease in the pan, NOT Pam, for non-stick fried eggs in our house
true hillbilly redneck good old greasy spoon type food luvin there
for me too... i can hear my arteries cloggin as i speak
the only good way to cook bacon is in a seasoned cast iron
skillet get it hot and watch em sizzle..
Gungnir
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monstergirl
- Barista of Doom
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by monstergirl » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:57 pm
Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
In a conversation with KarlPackage this weekend, I found out he disagrees with me on this issue!
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY
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tucko
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: whittier, ca
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by tucko » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:32 pm
Gungnir wrote:Antihog wrote:Melted bacon grease in the pan, NOT Pam, for non-stick fried eggs in our house
true hillbilly redneck good old greasy spoon type food luvin there
for me too... i can hear my arteries cloggin as i speak
the only good way to cook bacon is in a seasoned cast iron
skillet get it hot and watch em sizzle..
You sissies COOK your bacon??
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
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by Caliann » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:50 pm
tucko wrote:
You sissies COOK your bacon??
Some do; some don't.
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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by Flatline » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:29 pm
It's a bit late, but:
There was a recipe on the rants there at one point. Looks like that's gone now

You build it, we break it.
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- Largely Uncontroversial
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by Metalredneck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:51 am
I laid this on another thread, but I fed my kids what is now called the "Code Blue Monte Cristo"' on Saturday. Bacon cheese-burger dipped in egg & fried in the bacon pan. MMMMMmmmmmmm....
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Straight to hell... >8/
Done.
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
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by Moto_Myotis » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:42 pm
monstergirl wrote:Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
In a conversation with KarlPackage this weekend, I found out he disagrees with me on this issue!
True. I've been laughed at by waitstaff at restaurants for ordering veggie burgers with bacon. Just because you like veggie burgers doesn't mean you have to forgo bacon. Some people!
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:10 pm
Moto_Myotis wrote:monstergirl wrote:Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
In a conversation with KarlPackage this weekend, I found out he disagrees with me on this issue!
True. I've been laughed at by waitstaff at restaurants for ordering veggie burgers with bacon. Just because you like veggie burgers doesn't mean you have to forgo bacon. Some people!
Next time ask for some Au Jus on the side!

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03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:19 pm
I just came home from work, and found several dozen peanutbutter-banana-BACON cookies on my kitchen counter!
My Wife is so cool!

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09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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by Flatline » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:03 pm
"Lo, I have become Death, stealer of Pie"
Awsomesausce.
You build it, we break it.
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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by SSCAM » Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:16 am
Now if I can just convince Copenhagen to make bacon flavored snuff I will be all set.
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Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
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by Shhted » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:23 am
Drink beer. As much as you like. Mostly good stuff.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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by DerGolgo » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:29 pm
Moto_Myotis wrote:

One bacon to find them...in eternal darkness bind them...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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AZRider
- "I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
- Location: Insane Diego, CA
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by AZRider » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:09 pm
Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
I personally love the shock value of ordering a veggie burger on whole wheat with a tomato slice, sprouts, and double bacon.
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn