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Beards.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
One of these days I'll grow a proper beard. The wife isn't a fan of beards, so I can grow one as long as I don't try and kiss her... not fair at all I tell ya. I cheat a bit with jaw length sideburns year round and a goatee in the winter. Every now and then I get 4-5 days of stubble going and it drives me nuts, I've never gotten past the "ants all over my face" stage. One of these days.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
SSCAM wrote:I fear razors.
I'm sure you've never heard this before......
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
Dude, keep going. I used homemade coconut oil on my beard when I lived in Alaska. The scratch your face off period will pass.
Keep it lubed and use a brush.
Keep it lubed and use a brush.
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
I hate to even put this out there, but... Who is that? I can see that it's off of FX, but I am seriously out of touch with modern television programming.thrasherbill wrote:I'm sure you've never heard this before......
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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sandor
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Philthadelphia, Pa
to go there...Beemer Dan wrote:One of these days I'll grow a proper beard. The wife isn't a fan of beards, so I can grow one as long as I don't try and kiss her... not fair at all I tell ya...
i had an 86 year old lady complement me on my "pussy beard" (her words) a few years back. said she was always sad her husband couldn't grow one, but she remembered a fellow in college who could...
anyway, i fully appreciated the beard on my ride across philadelphia this morning, snow packed up so dense, i had a beautiful layer of warm air inside. the downfall is the "spring thaw" once you enter a heated building.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Ryan Hurst as Opie in Sons of AnarchySSCAM wrote:I hate to even put this out there, but... Who is that? I can see that it's off of FX, but I am seriously out of touch with modern television programming.thrasherbill wrote:I'm sure you've never heard this before......
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
My great grandmother to my uncle at a family gathering some years ago- "You call that a beard? I've got better between my legs!"sandor wrote:to go there...Beemer Dan wrote:One of these days I'll grow a proper beard. The wife isn't a fan of beards, so I can grow one as long as I don't try and kiss her... not fair at all I tell ya...
i had an 86 year old lady complement me on my "pussy beard" (her words) a few years back. said she was always sad her husband couldn't grow one, but she remembered a fellow in college who could...
anyway, i fully appreciated the beard on my ride across philadelphia this morning, snow packed up so dense, i had a beautiful layer of warm air inside. the downfall is the "spring thaw" once you enter a heated building.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
I have to find a pic, but I've enjoyed rocking the beard this winter. Mine comes in all grey in the whiskers. And yes, at my wife's suggestion, shampoo is awesome for the beard.
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Nice deconstruction! I had fun with that last year and am looking forward to when it becomes time to let this one go.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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JoJoLesh
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mid-Michigan
- Contact:
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
Mine is in the process of all falling out. Of course, not on my neck where it hurts like hell to shave. It finally consumed my sideburns and I'm hoping like hell it stops at my ears. I'll find out in another month or so.
What really pisses me off is that now I have to shave every fucking day or else look like I have dirt all over my face. Before this I haven't shaved daily...well...ever.
What really pisses me off is that now I have to shave every fucking day or else look like I have dirt all over my face. Before this I haven't shaved daily...well...ever.
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
WAFS, you really need a cowboy hat, spurs, and long coat to go along with the topiary.
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"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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C Note
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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chiefrider
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Salem, OR
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
I'm old.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
The Smithsonian needs our help! Pick your favorite Civil War era facial hair. Some truly inspiring sculpting going on with these guys. I might have to try out the Ambrose Burnside next winter.
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-a ... -Hair.html
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-a ... -Hair.html
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
This thing has pretty much taken over my face.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
