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UndertheGun
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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:01 am

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:18 pm

There's a "pop music performer" here in jerryland who, for what are surely entirely legitimate reasons having nothing to do with market research and the German media's feeble desire to pretend we live in the USA, calls herself "Sarah Connor".

She is sufficiently successful to advertise a popular brand of sanitary napkins (entirely appropriate considering what of her body of work I'm aware of).

Only the graphics department, apparently, doesn't follow pop music:

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(and before you ask, using as much english as possible in advertisments and product names despite the fact that many people interpreted "Any time a good time" as "Any time is God's time" is also endemic over here).
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:16 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:15 am

DerGolgo wrote:Image
Geek.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

motorpsycho67
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Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:19 pm

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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by Zim » Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:24 pm

kitteh!
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Post by Zim » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:17 am

You meet the nicest people on a Honda.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:57 am

Just curious, where did you find that pic Zim?
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by Zim » Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:32 am

Yimmys Yayo, April 8.

Link to picture: http://blog.yimmyayo.com/post/503399123

The Blog: http://blog.yimmyayo.com/

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motorpsycho67
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:06 am

I've been to that shop. Weird to see a random pic of it.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
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Post by Zim » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:07 pm

Are you saying that the girl doesn't normally sit on customer's bikes like that? :mrgreen:

(If she does, I'm so bringing my cb550 there)

What's the info on the place? De-randomize this random picture for us.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Post by absent_carlo » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:20 am

Nice blog. I like the dude in the "Jesus Fuck You" shirt.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:57 pm

Zim wrote:Are you saying that the girl doesn't normally sit on customer's bikes like that? :mrgreen:

(If she does, I'm so bringing my cb550 there)

What's the info on the place? De-randomize this random picture for us.

It's a shop off of Sunset Blvd. in Silverlake. A friend of mine's band played a party there. Can't tell ya anything else.
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'82 Kawalski GPz750
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Post by piccini9 » Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:27 am

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Post by dozer » Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:32 pm

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oc7G5I0iVDA&re ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oc7G5I0iVDA&re ... edded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:49 pm

I want to like that video, but all I could think the whole time was that they spent all that time doing CGI and never bothered to learn how a fucking grenade works.
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Post by Ames » Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:51 am

Yeah, I kept waiting for the "spoon" to pop off the grenade too. Catchy song, though.
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Post by dozer » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:43 am

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"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).

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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:57 am

I know that's probably not what I think it is, but if it is, do we need another porn site on the web?
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:24 am

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Post by roadmissile » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:10 am

Bigshankhank wrote:I know that's probably not what I think it is, but if it is, do we need another porn site on the web?
Of course it's exactly what you think it is, but you have to admit, it's pretty arty...

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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:51 am

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I said I have a big stick.

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Post by Jaeger » Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:57 pm

Only the select, elite few can truly understand how desperately I want one of these...

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:11 am

To our Euro brethren...

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...welcome to America.

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:29 am

What's the HELL is wrong with you people?!?! :shock: :lol: :lol:
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:39 am

DerGolgo wrote:What's the HELL is wrong with you people?!?! :shock: :lol: :lol:
Oh, and so we're absolutely clear, that sausage gravy has a cream base too.

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Welcome to our world, man. There's a reason Yankees are so goddamn fat.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:53 am

I don't, as such, detest that adulterated bechamel you got going there so much, nor the "biscuit" (heck, I likes scones and yorkshire pud, don't I), but sausages...mixed with the sauce...from a vending machine...out of a faucet...onto a pre-packaged, industrially made "bread product"...WHAT, pray tell, could be anything but utterly disgusting about that?!?!

You might as well eat lard on styrofoam with synthetic dye sprinkles!

I'm far from being a gourmet, but come on!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by dozer » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:54 am

DerGolgo wrote:You might as well inhale eat lard on styrofoam with synthetic dye sprinkles!
you've never, uh, been to america have you?
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).

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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:10 pm

dozer wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:You might as well inhale eat lard on styrofoam with synthetic dye sprinkles!
you've never, uh, been to america have you?
No.
And while there is horrible food over here, too, the I have yet to find anything as offensive-by-concept as that thing.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:14 pm

dozer wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:You might as well inhale eat lard on styrofoam with synthetic dye sprinkles!
you've never, uh, been to america have you?
Q.E.D.

P.S. -- Golgo, the thing is, you don't know what you're missing -- we're fat, not stupid. That shit is goooooood.... and nothing will make a booze-filled tummy happier than a big plate of biscuits and gravy. :mrgreen:


--Jaeger
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