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There's a "pop music performer" here in jerryland who, for what are surely entirely legitimate reasons having nothing to do with market research and the German media's feeble desire to pretend we live in the USA, calls herself "Sarah Connor".
She is sufficiently successful to advertise a popular brand of sanitary napkins (entirely appropriate considering what of her body of work I'm aware of).
Only the graphics department, apparently, doesn't follow pop music:

(and before you ask, using as much english as possible in advertisments and product names despite the fact that many people interpreted "Any time a good time" as "Any time is God's time" is also endemic over here).
She is sufficiently successful to advertise a popular brand of sanitary napkins (entirely appropriate considering what of her body of work I'm aware of).
Only the graphics department, apparently, doesn't follow pop music:

(and before you ask, using as much english as possible in advertisments and product names despite the fact that many people interpreted "Any time a good time" as "Any time is God's time" is also endemic over here).
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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- Location: City of Angels
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Are you saying that the girl doesn't normally sit on customer's bikes like that?
(If she does, I'm so bringing my cb550 there)
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(If she does, I'm so bringing my cb550 there)
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Zim wrote:Are you saying that the girl doesn't normally sit on customer's bikes like that?![]()
(If she does, I'm so bringing my cb550 there)
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It's a shop off of Sunset Blvd. in Silverlake. A friend of mine's band played a party there. Can't tell ya anything else.
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"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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I know that's probably not what I think it is, but if it is, do we need another porn site on the web?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Of course it's exactly what you think it is, but you have to admit, it's pretty arty...Bigshankhank wrote:I know that's probably not what I think it is, but if it is, do we need another porn site on the web?
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Jaeger
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- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Oh, and so we're absolutely clear, that sausage gravy has a cream base too.DerGolgo wrote:What's the HELL is wrong with you people?!?!![]()
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Welcome to our world, man. There's a reason Yankees are so goddamn fat.
--Jaeger
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- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
I don't, as such, detest that adulterated bechamel you got going there so much, nor the "biscuit" (heck, I likes scones and yorkshire pud, don't I), but sausages...mixed with the sauce...from a vending machine...out of a faucet...onto a pre-packaged, industrially made "bread product"...WHAT, pray tell, could be anything but utterly disgusting about that?!?!
You might as well eat lard on styrofoam with synthetic dye sprinkles!
I'm far from being a gourmet, but come on!
You might as well eat lard on styrofoam with synthetic dye sprinkles!
I'm far from being a gourmet, but come on!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
you've never, uh, been to america have you?DerGolgo wrote:You might as well inhale eat lard on styrofoam with synthetic dye sprinkles!
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
No.dozer wrote:you've never, uh, been to america have you?DerGolgo wrote:You might as well inhale eat lard on styrofoam with synthetic dye sprinkles!
And while there is horrible food over here, too, the I have yet to find anything as offensive-by-concept as that thing.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Q.E.D.dozer wrote:you've never, uh, been to america have you?DerGolgo wrote:You might as well inhale eat lard on styrofoam with synthetic dye sprinkles!
P.S. -- Golgo, the thing is, you don't know what you're missing -- we're fat, not stupid. That shit is goooooood.... and nothing will make a booze-filled tummy happier than a big plate of biscuits and gravy.

--Jaeger
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<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"