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Sausage gravy is people!!!!!!!
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DerGolgo
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Hey, biscuit and gravy, even sausage gravy, doesn't sound so bad, I said that!Jaeger wrote:P.S. -- Golgo, the thing is, you don't know what you're missing -- we're fat, not stupid. That shit is goooooood.... and nothing will make a booze-filled tummy happier than a big plate of biscuits and gravy.
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Jaeger
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OK, point taken.DerGolgo wrote:
Hey, biscuit and gravy, even sausage gravy, doesn't sound so bad, I said that!
It's the vending machine and faucet and the per-packaged bread thing that conjure up memories of everything that tastes foul and synthetic.
If you ever get your Jerry arse over here I'll take you to my old university hangout -- the Iron Skillet (chain restaurant) in Elkton, MD, right off I-95. Truck stop. Pure Americana. I'm sure it'll take your colon a few months to recover from the experience.
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Zim
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Jaeger wrote:If you ever get your Jerry arse over here I'll take you to my old university hangout -- the Iron Skillet (chain restaurant) in Elkton, MD, right off I-95. Truck stop. Pure Americana. I'm sure it'll take your colon a few months to recover from the experience.
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rolly
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I dunno man, I've never had machine-pooped "sausage" "gravy", but my experiences with biscuits and gravy in the American South have been pretty much lard on styrofoam. Also, scrapple is Jaeger's favourite "food", you might want to take his culinary advice with a grain of bismuth.DerGolgo wrote:Hey, biscuit and gravy, even sausage gravy, doesn't sound so bad, I said that!Jaeger wrote:P.S. -- Golgo, the thing is, you don't know what you're missing -- we're fat, not stupid. That shit is goooooood.... and nothing will make a booze-filled tummy happier than a big plate of biscuits and gravy.
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It's the vending machine and faucet and the per-packaged bread thing that conjure up memories of everything that tastes foul and synthetic.
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roadmissile
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Honestly having never experienced scrapple before DOOM, it wasn't bad...rolly wrote:scrapple is Jaeger's favourite "food", you might want to take his culinary advice with a grain of bismuth.
Then again, while I've nothing against biscuits and gravy, I shun that vending machine stuff like the plague.
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goose
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Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
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Jaeger, I am have made a contact in Pennsylvania and she is smuggling scrapple into Colorado for me just in time for the Rag.rolly wrote: Also, scrapple is Jaeger's favourite "food", you might want to take his culinary advice with a grain of bismuth.
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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
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i was wrong, its a similar sticker with different fine print....rolly wrote:So it's about fixed gear bicycles, that actually makes sense.xaos wrote:after much googleing, ive found that the fine print reads "your track bike is not a fashion accessory"goose wrote:
i want 2 of these for my vfr
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goose
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Yeah:xaos wrote:anyone know what the fine print reads?goose wrote:
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Oh, and RF, nice pull there!
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Yes but it is positioned for his throttle hand, so in the time it takes for him to reach back you could conceivably get out of (effective) range.SomeMook wrote:
Poor planning...
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I wonder what the law says regarding that..hmmmmmm
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
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it says that following too closely ("tailgaiting") is illegal.dozer wrote:I wonder what the law says regarding that..hmmmmmm
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Maybe he's got one of them knobs for fixing the throttle position...or a left-throttle setup to begin with.Bigshankhank wrote:Yes but it is positioned for his throttle hand, so in the time it takes for him to reach back you could conceivably get out of (effective) range.
Poor planning...
Also, you're assuming that the gun is for imminent defense and/or retaliation, not slightly-delayed revenge at the next stoplight...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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SomeMook
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
Yes they are following too closely. You noticed that too.goose wrote:it says that following too closely ("tailgaiting") is illegal.dozer wrote:I wonder what the law says regarding that..hmmmmmm
I assume that the picture was taken in Virginia, since the rider has Virginia plates, and the stretch of road looks suspiciously like I-66.
In Virginia, open carry is legal without a permit (though you have to pass a background check to buy a gun). Meaning one could stroll around with a gun on your hip anywhere except banks, schools, govt offices, and other places forbidden by law.
I think this is technically legal, but utterly stupid. If you absolutely have to carry your shotgun somewhere and you're only transportation is your bike, carry the shotgun in a soft case with a shoulder strap.
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