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TallGuy
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: just before the middle of nowhere

Post by TallGuy » Sat May 22, 2010 7:56 am

A set of these could be fun

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MagnusTheBuilder
Arbiter of Beard
Location: Denver, CO
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri May 28, 2010 10:33 am

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-- The Mag

2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom


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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Fri May 28, 2010 12:16 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

12ci
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

Post by 12ci » Fri May 28, 2010 1:32 pm

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today you decide what tomorrow will bring

Korpen
Super Sexy Skyscraper
Location: Madison

Post by Korpen » Fri May 28, 2010 5:24 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Image
Ahh it's like an even freakier version of Lucky Star! Which end is the head?
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
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motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:16 pm

This gave me a giggle......



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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
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dozer
Hammer Time
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Post by dozer » Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:19 pm

:lol:
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Barista of Doom
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Post by UndertheGun » Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:36 am

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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:12 pm

For Black Joe:

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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UndertheGun
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Post by UndertheGun » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:56 pm

This was out front of one of the neighborhood bike shops. Thought it was pretty cool.
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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:38 pm

Ah, Honda Solo. Very cool little 50cc. Same engine as the Cub and Benly I believe.

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Barista of Doom
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Post by UndertheGun » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:42 am

Yeah, I assume that about the engine, I just hadn't seen the frame/bike before.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:54 am

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Fake building. Real concrete blocks. God hates cages. Fact.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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The Business
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Post by tumbler » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:43 pm

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Beemer Dan
Dark Poohbah
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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:01 pm

UndertheGun wrote:This was out front of one of the neighborhood bike shops. Thought it was pretty cool.
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That is really nice, I want to get one! Of course, here's how one of us would look riding it:

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They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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Post by thrasherbill » Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:01 pm

tumbler wrote:Image

This photo is so unbelievably full of Awesome. I really hope that is the guy that built it. I am in awe of the Awesome in this photo.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:26 pm

Beemer Dan wrote:<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PI4xVeRjunk&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PI4xVeRjunk&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
Okay, Dan, time to fess up: What exactly where you looking for when you found this video?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

Beemer Dan
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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:41 pm

It was on the front page of Digg.com a week or two ago :lol: On the down side I had to search for it on youtube.... and man, there is some freaky goin on in that there tube!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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Arbiter of Beard
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:38 pm

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-- The Mag

2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom


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UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
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Post by UndertheGun » Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:38 pm

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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:28 am

I support organ donation.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:42 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:28 am

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FABULOUS
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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

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Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:26 pm

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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:58 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:51 pm

We need to send this guy a membership brochure:

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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:18 am

Jonny wrote:We need to send this guy a membership brochure:

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That needs to be in the Rukus transport thread...
When an old man dies a library burns...

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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:48 am

Bo_9 wrote:
Jonny wrote:We need to send this guy a membership brochure:

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That needs to be in the Rukus transport thread...
FAIL?!?! How the fuck is this a fail? This is in many ways, the ultimate win.
I am not worthy of the task of describing the awesomeness of this picture. I thought I was a badass, bringing home an old mountain bike on the back of the Nighthawk.

Dude should be wearing a helmet though. :P
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:09 pm

Bo_9 wrote:
Jonny wrote:We need to send this guy a membership brochure:

PEEKSHURE WAS HERE!

That needs to be in the Rukus transport thread...
I just hate how often people associate unbelievable tasks with failure. The dude is riding with as scooter on his fuggin gastank!!! Show me the picture of him crashing if you want to talk about failure, but that pic is full of win!

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:46 pm

Definitely a winner in my book.

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