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UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:23 am

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MagnusTheBuilder
Arbiter of Beard
Location: Denver, CO
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:31 pm

UndertheGun wrote:Image
FAKE! Real water doesn't look like that.
-- The Mag

2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom


"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:26 pm

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Not a random picture, but we don't have a random video thread, at least none that I noticed, sooo...
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

dozer
Hammer Time
Location: umbc
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Post by dozer » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:38 am

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"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).

Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:33 am

dozer wrote:Image

Is this how Dozer gets ready for work?


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Man...I don't even know where to go with this one. :lol:
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:40 am

Spotted this T-shirt on the weekend worn by a guy in a wheelchair. He got t-boned by a car on his Harley. The background is his leg x-ray.

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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Post by thrasherbill » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:52 am

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:22 pm

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100+ Jangleplatz!
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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Post by thrasherbill » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:37 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:22 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

UndertheGun
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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:33 pm

Thank you, Christwire.org
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:20 am

Christwire may be my new favorite site.
Here is a picture of a penguin.

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:15 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Post by rolly » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:07 am

piccini9 wrote:Christwire may be my new favorite site.
Here is a picture of a penguin.
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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:41 am

Beemer Dan wrote:Image
This pic was just too awesome to leave in only one thread.

As if snorting coke, drinking liquor, smoking a joint, and shooting up all at the same time isn't bad ass enough, this guy has fucking nun-chucks hanging on his door knob!

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:55 pm

Fucking trucks do fucking what?
http://www.them-thangs.com/wp-content/u ... 1_1280.jpg
No hotlinking, but worth the click.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Post by rolly » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:29 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Fucking trucks do fucking what?
http://www.them-thangs.com/wp-content/u ... 1_1280.jpg
No hotlinking, but worth the click.
No coldlinking either, apparently. I could find it easily enough I'm sure, but since they went to so much trouble to prevent me from seeing the image, I figure I'll oblige them by not looking at their blog.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:18 pm

The future of...massive traffic accidents!!

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http://www.chinahush.com/2010/07/31/str ... o-commute/

I don't think this could work, even in China.
But this is just sooo like the stuff from 1930s Popular Mechanics and Popular Science covers, I love it!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:53 pm

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:05 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:20 am

UndertheGun wrote:Image

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Damn, that movie had some heavy-hitters.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

UndertheGun
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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:16 am

Yeah, I sorta want to see it but can't seem to find it online.


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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:32 am

When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:56 am

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This little beauty was on the front of my house the other day.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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Post by xtian » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:09 am

well
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fuck you too. DId I mention I have an exclusion phobia already ?
I'm not really from around here.

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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:39 am

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When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:46 pm

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motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:29 pm

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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

MagnusTheBuilder
Arbiter of Beard
Location: Denver, CO
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:55 am

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-- The Mag

2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom


"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams

UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:52 pm

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Caption this.

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