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- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Watching the Austin race, and contemplating a career change (again). Just got off the phone with a shot at working for the local Zoo. Please save your Rocky jokes, this may be something much more up my alley than the general contracting gig.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
I work in a zoo. Some people call it a factory though.
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: whatcha doing?
Maybe you are on the wrong side of the glass at your zoo?


When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Aren't we all?Bo_9 wrote:Maybe you are on the wrong side of the glass at your zoo?

--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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- Asshat Spambot
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Re: whatcha doing?
See the animal in his cage that you builtBo_9 wrote:Maybe you are on the wrong side of the glass at your zoo?
Are you sure what side you're on?
Better not look him too closely in the eye
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
See the safety of the life you have built
Everything where it belongs
Feel the hollowness inside of your heart
And it's all
Right where it belongs
Bo, You think you have everything? No you don't.
(Pokes Bo with stick)
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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- Asshat Spambot
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Re: whatcha doing?
Moving into new digs!!!!!
Safe from malice
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It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: whatcha doing?
Nicely done.
Was exactly what was going through my head then.
Was exactly what was going through my head then.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Re: whatcha doing?
You've got your priorities straight.Toonce(s) wrote:Moving into new digs!!!!!
Safe from malice
Man, just sitting there, it looks menacing.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Re: whatcha doing?
Looks like you pretty well finished moving in by those pictures...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: whatcha doing?
Baking.


"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Re: whatcha doing?
Wondering how the fuck I'm gonna change the brake pads in my truck without a floor jack or jack stands...
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: whatcha doing?
Very carefully?
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: whatcha doing?
But seriously, I've done this on cars but it may be difficult on a truck due to height.
Jack it up with the stock puny jack on one side.
Remove tire from that side and place it under the front crossmember, recommend you put a hefty board across the wheel to protect it.
If that holds the rotor off the ground you can now safely work on that side.
Repeat as necessary.
Jack it up with the stock puny jack on one side.
Remove tire from that side and place it under the front crossmember, recommend you put a hefty board across the wheel to protect it.
If that holds the rotor off the ground you can now safely work on that side.
Repeat as necessary.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Re: whatcha doing?
Bo_9 wrote:But seriously, I've done this on cars but it may be difficult on a truck due to height.
Jack it up with the stock puny jack on one side.
Remove tire from that side and place it under the front crossmember, recommend you put a hefty board across the wheel to protect it.
If that holds the rotor off the ground you can now safely work on that side.
Repeat as necessary.
Good idea..... but I don't trust the cheap jack that came with it.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Well, the interview is in the bag as of this morning. The worst part is it means staying in Houston longer. Let's see what happens...Bigshankhank wrote:Watching the Austin race, and contemplating a career change (again). Just got off the phone with a shot at working for the local Zoo. Please save your Rocky jokes, this may be something much more up my alley than the general contracting gig.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Maybe you can rent a jack and stands somewhere? Around here one can rent specialty tools from some parts stores like O'Reillys. Anything like that in your neck of the woods?motorpsycho67 wrote:Bo_9 wrote:But seriously, I've done this on cars but it may be difficult on a truck due to height.
Jack it up with the stock puny jack on one side.
Remove tire from that side and place it under the front crossmember, recommend you put a hefty board across the wheel to protect it.
If that holds the rotor off the ground you can now safely work on that side.
Repeat as necessary.
Good idea..... but I don't trust the cheap jack that came with it.
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- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Re: whatcha doing?
SidVicious wrote:Maybe you can rent a jack and stands somewhere? Around here one can rent specialty tools from some parts stores like O'Reillys. Anything like that in your neck of the woods?motorpsycho67 wrote:Bo_9 wrote:But seriously, I've done this on cars but it may be difficult on a truck due to height.
Jack it up with the stock puny jack on one side.
Remove tire from that side and place it under the front crossmember, recommend you put a hefty board across the wheel to protect it.
If that holds the rotor off the ground you can now safely work on that side.
Repeat as necessary.
Good idea..... but I don't trust the cheap jack that came with it.
Bought a set of jack stands at Harbor Freight ($25) and used a scissor jack I forgot I had and got it done.
Funny thing is, I thought for sure it was the front pads I heard grinding, but nope, it was the rear. Fronts had plenty of meat on em, but since I was already there, I slapped a new set of ceramics on. Guess I'll do the rear tomorrow.
Oh, and nearly ripped half my thumbnail off doing it....

'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Or to look at it another way, you successfully left half of your thumbnail fully attached...motorpsycho67 wrote:.
Oh, and nearly ripped half my thumbnail off doing it....

It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Worked half a day this morning. Raining cats and dogs as I'm leaving the house. Still a bit rainy when I got off work mid-morning. I was looking forward to a lazy day sitting in the house watching the rain then I get a call from a friend that needed some help. Drive to his place (in another town) and swap out his vehicles water pump for him. Not a hard job, but getting the fan blade off was a bitch. He just had some minor heart surgery and he wasn't supposed to be doing anything but he was right there being all helpy. 

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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: whatcha doing?
First ride of the year today. About 75 miles.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Yep, got my first ride in on Saturday too. No idea how far I went, though, since apparently the speedo cable is busted. 
--Jaeger

--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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- Magnum Jihad
Re: whatcha doing?
SECO returns, after a long, way long pause. I am planning on checking and being more active on the boards again. My dual sports have been replaced with a wr450f and a fz1. The new health card restrict me from legally being the bus driver of the apocalypse, but if it's an apocalypse, Obamacare won't care what I drive! Anyhoo, should you not see a lurker sign on as Ninja B, that'd be my contribution to the malcontents through progeny... my millennial daughter who is now the proud rider of a cookie monster 2009 ex500. Be forewarned, further posts to follow.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Welcome back. Nice to see an old familiar face return from the void.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Started the day RIDING A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE then spent the rest of the day replacing coils on my 250k miles Mercedes, cleaning up the garage, cleaning up the yard, seeking out neighborhoods in which to move next and generally wearing myself out.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
I was gonna go TOTALLY 21st century today.
Brother MATPOC needs a spare hydraulic switch and, after some back and forth, the idea was I'd facilitate the acquisition thereof through German ebay.
So, today, I got an email on my phone, the seller agreeing to some complicated process, and after some facebook pms, also through my phone, I was going to buy that shit via the ebay app on my phone, select cash payment, facebook pm some fiscal details to the unreasonable Ukranian, he'd pay a German parts retailer via paypal and they'd ship directly to lovely Rhode Island.
And I'd only ever do shit on my phone, on my lunch break, hundreds of miles from the hydraulic switches and thousands of miles from lovely Rhode Island, obviously.
Except that the ebay app didn't offer me to chose the cash-option the seller and I had agreed on to facilitate MATPOC paying himself.
So I had to wait to get home, use my desktop computer and landline to do all that. Still pretty damn 21st century, but ... not quite as exciting.
Brother MATPOC needs a spare hydraulic switch and, after some back and forth, the idea was I'd facilitate the acquisition thereof through German ebay.
So, today, I got an email on my phone, the seller agreeing to some complicated process, and after some facebook pms, also through my phone, I was going to buy that shit via the ebay app on my phone, select cash payment, facebook pm some fiscal details to the unreasonable Ukranian, he'd pay a German parts retailer via paypal and they'd ship directly to lovely Rhode Island.
And I'd only ever do shit on my phone, on my lunch break, hundreds of miles from the hydraulic switches and thousands of miles from lovely Rhode Island, obviously.
Except that the ebay app didn't offer me to chose the cash-option the seller and I had agreed on to facilitate MATPOC paying himself.
So I had to wait to get home, use my desktop computer and landline to do all that. Still pretty damn 21st century, but ... not quite as exciting.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Loving this series of tubes!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
I just wrote a "motivational letter".
They don't want just an application, no. Not even a CV. But a "motivational letter".
No, it's not enough that you can do the job. No, it's not enough that you WANT to do the job. No, it's not enough that you can provide references and whatnot, or that you already work for this corporation, no.
You have to prove you're a flaming fanatic about doing this job!!
Good grief ...
All I want to do is go to work in the morning, do work, go home, get my paycheck on a regular basis. Not too much to ask.
But NOOO. Doing my job must be some kind of semi-religious experience for me!!!

They don't want just an application, no. Not even a CV. But a "motivational letter".
No, it's not enough that you can do the job. No, it's not enough that you WANT to do the job. No, it's not enough that you can provide references and whatnot, or that you already work for this corporation, no.
You have to prove you're a flaming fanatic about doing this job!!
Good grief ...
All I want to do is go to work in the morning, do work, go home, get my paycheck on a regular basis. Not too much to ask.
But NOOO. Doing my job must be some kind of semi-religious experience for me!!!

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
you might want to work a little more on you motivation letter. something likeDerGolgo wrote: All I want to do is go to work in the morning, do work, go home, get my paycheck on a regular basis. Not too much to ask.
"All I want to do is go to work in the morning, do work, go home, get my paycheck on a regular basis. Not too much to ask. and I used to play volley ball so I'm good at team playing"
or something.
I'm not really from around here.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
No, I didn't use that in the motivational letter.
I started it (as close as this translates from the German):
"Dear Sir or Madam, colleagues, comrades-in-arms!"
I've applied to that department before, and I was told I'm not cool enough, due to the effects of being a cripple (what? NO! we never said that!! well, we don't remember, but we didn't mean it!). I kinda went a bit wild in places, I think.
I also had to formulate a twitter-suitable message, to condense my motivation into 140 characters or less.
I started it (as close as this translates from the German):
"Dear Sir or Madam, colleagues, comrades-in-arms!"
I've applied to that department before, and I was told I'm not cool enough, due to the effects of being a cripple (what? NO! we never said that!! well, we don't remember, but we didn't mean it!). I kinda went a bit wild in places, I think.

I also had to formulate a twitter-suitable message, to condense my motivation into 140 characters or less.

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.