All that, and he uses Yahoo? what a noob.DerGolgo wrote:Now, there's a nice way to upgrade your computer setup. Bigger screens and a.50 cal sniper rifle...
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Right, I think I can recognize an MG42 with the drum-magazine, a GE minigun, what I think is a Browning .50 machine gun, an M60, a Franchi Spas, the aforementioned .50 sniper rifle, an FN P90, an FN FAL, at least one Kalashnikov, that integrated-supressor MP5, an M16 WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER...oh, and a MUTHERFUCKING BAZOOKA (or, rather, an AT4, I think)! The lightsaber, though, is definitely overkill.
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I didn't see any mention of a wife, he's available ladies...Jonny wrote:
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I think he might have inspired, or been inspired by, the episode of The Simpson's when Homer got a handgun.
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I clicked on the chariot pic hoping it was a video and found this, ^^^^.
Don't think I ever really wanted a Ferrari until now.
Don't think I ever really wanted a Ferrari until now.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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this was also found from that site:
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At first i didn't know what to think. As soon as you think you know whats going on, WOAH! how is that even possible? its amazing there is still water left in the.. channel.. creek.. thing..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... GQu8#at=96
At first i didn't know what to think. As soon as you think you know whats going on, WOAH! how is that even possible? its amazing there is still water left in the.. channel.. creek.. thing..
