UTMC

Okay, so the last "What's your name post" prompted me to post this. Your Porn Star name is the name of your first pet combined with the first street you lived on. Therefore, my Porn Star name is

Tammy Monaco

Brando Ruesberg.

Loco Tenth ... just doesn't have that good porn ring to it...

Dozzer Ledge... I'm not to sure about the ring on that...

Pepper Decter

pilgrim west hollis..
not a name ya want to "bonk"

"Butcher H"... hmmm... sorta like a porn version of "Ali G." I can go with that.

Master San Miguel...

a south-of-the-border porn star with a whip

Bella Eightyninth.... sounds more like a monster-movie...

Aw crap, I'm Tippy Newark.

Scruffy Bryant...dirt fetishist...

purple passion you lived on west hollis st? thats right down the road from were my folks live...

Vance wrote:"Butcher H"... hmmm... sorta like a porn version of "Ali G." I can go with that.

Sorry, Vance. Not sure I'd want to want to bonk anyone named "Butcher"

OUCH!

well, seeing as i've never had a pet...


call me Belmont.

Lobo Lewis .......... sounds like a Mexican boxer

Fang Dirt - Doesn't exactly have a ring to it does it?

I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...

Fang Dirt - Doesn't exactly have a ring to it does it?

I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...

Bo_9 wrote:Fang Dirt - Doesn't exactly have a ring to it does it?

I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...

OH I don't know, could be a fetish speciallist with the hot carl..........

Wait.....I just remembered, before my family got our dog Brando, we had a bunny called Icky.

So it would be "Icky Ruesberg". Oh dear.....

flex cree

Fish Raymond

Oy photo, what kind of animal was that? With a name like fish?

Call me Micky Berner Heerweg, which is true but not very sexy.......

goose wrote:Shane Wesley

sounds like a preppy porn star... maybe from CT?

THE BACKSTORY: I named my first goldfish "Fish", because at the time I was a college-going drunk with no ambition to do anything well (except drink). If it makes anyone feel better, I named my second fish "Duck", and my third fish "Trout-bitch". I only put goldfish and koi into the 10-gallon aquarium.

"Duck" later lived up to his namesake by floating around the top of the fish tank for several days before I found him. As it turned out, "Fish" (the first fish) seemed to be some sort of killer. No matter how much I cleaned the tank, or checked the PH, or checked the filter, I would come home to see another fish dead. "Fish" would be quietly hovering in the corner looking innocent. Since I couldn't find any weapons stashed in his castle or under any rocks, I concluded that he was pulling a "Hannibal Lechter" on them. I condemned 6 consecutive goldfish to death, as his tankmates. After that, I just left him to his own evil devices. "Fish" lived for more than 3 years and survived a 400-mile move in the process. He ate his flakes, NEVER barked, and always came to the front of the tank when I came home.

I think "Fish" might make a decent pornstar name-because if I were to draw wild conclusions from past coincidences, I did see a genu-wine Billings, MT prostitute painfully walking away from my apartment building one night. My apartment had the only light on. I opened the door to my hovel. As I walked in, I could swear that I saw "Fish" burying a cigarette butt at the bottom of his tank with colored gravel. Go figure.