really funny article
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:14 am
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UTMC
Fighting the Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio Slavery Big Brother Conspiracy at all costs
https://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/
really funny article
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:41 am
I almost cried
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:21 am
OMG I just peed laughing. That was too good - she is very well-written.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:07 pm
Had a good laugh over that. My wife actually was laughing out loud when she read it. Here are some related thoughts on the subject:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is
a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet
of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is
a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet
of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:38 pm
A wise man said:
Don't trust something that can bleed for three whole days and not die.
Erm....sorry ladies......have some chocolate?.......please don't hurt me....
Don't trust something that can bleed for three whole days and not die.
Erm....sorry ladies......have some chocolate?.......please don't hurt me....
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:46 am
lol@DerGolgo
Dude, you are taking your life into your own hands....
But I actually say the same thing, so it's all good...... 
Dude, you are taking your life into your own hands....
But I actually say the same thing, so it's all good......
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:06 am
PMS also stands for PArked Motorcycle Syndrome...but thats the very androgynous form.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:39 am
Man am I suffering from this! I've gotta get my fuggin' forks sussed out soon!wyckedsin wrote:PMS also stands for PArked Motorcycle Syndrome...but thats the very androgynous form.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:06 pm
Ames- Two things.
1. Could you send me (or post) the latest "list".
2. As far as I know, the offer to relieve your PMS is still open. Email me.
mtne
1. Could you send me (or post) the latest "list".
2. As far as I know, the offer to relieve your PMS is still open. Email me.
mtne