UTMC

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Texas State
Trooper walked to her car, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I'll
bet you are going to sell me tickets to the Texas State Police Ball." He
replied, "Ma'am, Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment
of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he had just said. He then
closed his book, got back into his patrol car and drove off. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.

I'll just translate - modify appropriately from German:

A trucker is driving down a lonely highway. Suddenly, he sees a little red man by the side of the road, waving.
He pulls over and asks if he can help. The little red man says:
"I'm from mars, I am gay, I have no testicles and I am thirsty."
The trucker gives the little red man a soda and drives on.
A few miles on, he sees a little yellow man by the side of the road, waving.
This one says:"I'm from Mars, I am gay, I have no testicles and I am hungry."
The trucker gives the little yellow man a sandwich and drives on, bewildered.
After a few miles, he sees a little blue man by the side of the road, waving.
He pulls over and says:
"Okay, I know, you are from Mars, you are gay and you have no testicles. What else do you want?"
The little blue man says: "Your license and registration, please."

having spent from 76 to 79 in duetchland i can tell ya that one has to be better before the translation

Abadon357 wrote:having spent from 76 to 79 in duetchland i can tell ya that one has to be better before the translation

Yeah, well, in the original the last little man is of course green...but then again, I had to think of our American brethren who have never enjoyed visiting Germany.

a girl is pulled over by a blonde cop.
"may I see your licence please? " says the blonde cop.
the girl handles to the cop a little make up miror
the blonde cop looks into the mirors and says
'oh, ok, sorry I didn't know you were in the police, have a nice day' and goes back in her car.

(nope, this one was stupid in french too)