Television Gadgets gone WILD
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:19 pm
Since I work in Television, I've gained an appreciation for unique electronic gadgets and inventions that make TV production easier. However, I think some inventors have been watching too many late-night invention sales programs. My latest TV catalog arrived this week, chocked full of this helpful, gadgety goodness:
Live in a wheelchair? Well, NOW you can be a human camera dolly! Think of the great crotch shots you could catch on tape.
or,
Wanna carry a camera and get punched in the face? Do you want kids to follow you everywhere, jumping up and down in front of you? Try the new MON-GO!
and finally,
Looking for a simple, easy-to-use, automatic method for crimping those pesky connectors to your video cables? Tired of "tired hands" that come from using a manual crimper? Well, place that crimper in our electronic controlled, OSHA approved, pneumatically powered Paladin Crimping Machine. (120-p.s.i. air source and air hose required) Additional compressor and air tank not included.
I just love gadgets that make our boring everyday tasks easy and convenient.
Live in a wheelchair? Well, NOW you can be a human camera dolly! Think of the great crotch shots you could catch on tape.
or,
Wanna carry a camera and get punched in the face? Do you want kids to follow you everywhere, jumping up and down in front of you? Try the new MON-GO!
and finally,
Looking for a simple, easy-to-use, automatic method for crimping those pesky connectors to your video cables? Tired of "tired hands" that come from using a manual crimper? Well, place that crimper in our electronic controlled, OSHA approved, pneumatically powered Paladin Crimping Machine. (120-p.s.i. air source and air hose required) Additional compressor and air tank not included.
I just love gadgets that make our boring everyday tasks easy and convenient.