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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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I'm with Sis.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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love it!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
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Y'all remember Sweet Pete?
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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
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That's up the weirdest looking cat I've ever seen.
The possum looks pretty fucked up, too.
The possum looks pretty fucked up, too.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
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You need to get working on training him to ride on the tank at speed.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
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Should be easy. Once he's scared shitless he'll just play dead. Wrap tail around bars, off you go! 
-Rench
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
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I'd have to engineer some tiny gear for him...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
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guitargeek wrote:I'd have to engineer some tiny gear for him...
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
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I haven't seen Sweet Pete in a few days, he might've left the nest... They say that's how you know it's time to release a rescued possum back into the wild: when they don't come back.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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The logic of that statement boggles the boggle ...guitargeek wrote:I haven't seen Sweet Pete in a few days, he might've left the nest... They say that's how you know it's time to release a rescued possum back into the wild: when they don't come back.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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I can't get the vid to show here, but... here's the description:
Enjoy.
--Jaeger
LINKGeekologie wrote:This is a short Vine video from the Guinness Book of World Records featuring Paul Hunn belting out a 109.9 decibel burp (about the sound of a chainsaw from a meter away) to clench the record for world's loudest burp/last person you'd want to sit across from at dinner. Seriously, this is just a Vine video but I'm pretty sure I tasted that.
Enjoy.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Just went on the facebooks to check whether I got reply to a message I sent to a friend.
You know how facebook is usually all knowing and shit, it knows who you know and whatnot? Well...
It don't know where I even live!
The place I'm actually living is in third place, haha!
I find this tremendously amusing
EDIT December 15th:
It just asked me again, for the first time in ages. I closed the window too quickly, but in third place, it offered some place in Connecticut I think, while my actual hometown had moved to first place. In second is some town in Hesse which I've only ever heard the name off ... it didn't suggest anyone I might know there, I'm sure I really don't know anyone there. Never been, not even anything work related down there. Who the heck does FB think I am?
Yet another edit, December 16th:
The mystery place in Hesse is gone, but Facebook is still none the wiser, harr harr. And I feared it might work it out today, after I had told someone via the FB chat where I lived!!
You know how facebook is usually all knowing and shit, it knows who you know and whatnot? Well...
It don't know where I even live!
The place I'm actually living is in third place, haha!
I find this tremendously amusing
EDIT December 15th:
It just asked me again, for the first time in ages. I closed the window too quickly, but in third place, it offered some place in Connecticut I think, while my actual hometown had moved to first place. In second is some town in Hesse which I've only ever heard the name off ... it didn't suggest anyone I might know there, I'm sure I really don't know anyone there. Never been, not even anything work related down there. Who the heck does FB think I am?
Yet another edit, December 16th:
The mystery place in Hesse is gone, but Facebook is still none the wiser, harr harr. And I feared it might work it out today, after I had told someone via the FB chat where I lived!!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
I was just playing around with GIMP, and somehow, this came out. What can it mean, what can it mean??!
I have the weird sensation as though lovely Chico (the Meth capital of California, obviously, not the other one!) and Jackie Stewart's old posse are involved ...
It's as though someone is separated from their precious treasure, to their great distress ... and I must know, will this situation be remedied? Has it, perhaps, already been remedied?
I have the weird sensation as though lovely Chico (the Meth capital of California, obviously, not the other one!) and Jackie Stewart's old posse are involved ...
It's as though someone is separated from their precious treasure, to their great distress ... and I must know, will this situation be remedied? Has it, perhaps, already been remedied?
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
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Holy shit, your name really is Guido? I thought you were just fucking with me for making fun of people who drive Camero's.DerGolgo wrote:Just went on the facebooks to check whether I got reply to a message I sent to a friend.
You know how facebook is usually all knowing and shit, it knows who you know and whatnot? Well...
It don't know where I even live!
The place I'm actually living is in third place, haha!
I find this tremendously amusing
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Nope. That's my name. If anyone asks, I've decided to point out that I'm of Scottish (ie NOT-English) ancestry and that I received a catholic upbringing. Remember, remember ...Bigshankhank wrote: Holy shit, your name really is Guido? I thought you were just fucking with me for making fun of people who drive Camero's.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
See and here me being of a German/Dutch ancestry, you living in the Fatherland I took you for being a German. Scotsman wouldn't have crossed my mind.
Well, so we've cleared that up anyway. Carry on then.
Well, so we've cleared that up anyway. Carry on then.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Very nearly, only 25% Scottish. My granny was seduced and ensnared by a swarthy southerner, my Prussian grandpa. The other side of the family is quite Dutch, by the way, my ma comes from an area where that border was only ever "technical".Bigshankhank wrote:Well, so we've cleared that up anyway. Carry on then.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
This is the marquee at a nearby multi-purpose venue I had some doings at today.
So, now I wonder, what am I doing December 14th, coz' if that's real, that's a double act I'd pay to see ...
(sorry for the crappy quality, but this was still too good not to show around).
So, now I wonder, what am I doing December 14th, coz' if that's real, that's a double act I'd pay to see ...
(sorry for the crappy quality, but this was still too good not to show around).
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Now, the question is ... would this be a great show of devotion to the Batitudes?
Or would it be an utter travesty, a mockery of the Bat's secret identity? Mr. Wayne couldn't walk around like this ...
Yo, Ames, shed some light on this matter!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Just in case anyone is still fuzzy on what "target fixation" is:
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
Like this?DerGolgo wrote:Just in case anyone is still fuzzy on what "target fixation" is:
(Not my text or pic)
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Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
I can't brain today.
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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Ah, a university type establishment, obviously!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-
Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: Random Pics
That look just about right.
Kitchen may be a bit too big...
Kitchen may be a bit too big...
Bigshankhank wrote:
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
Well you need a place to wash parts...Bo_9 wrote:That look just about right.
Kitchen may be a bit too big...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-
thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder