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ImEazy
Brigadier General Moustache
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Post by ImEazy » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:03 pm

Well it seems my brain pic has violated Photobuckets terms of use
policy. Fucking waaaaaaaaa...

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bullfrog
Barista of Doom
Location: Armpit of Texas
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Post by bullfrog » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:34 pm

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bullfrog
Barista of Doom
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Post by bullfrog » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:44 pm

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bullfrog
Barista of Doom
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Post by bullfrog » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:08 pm

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Priest
Ancient Mariner
Location: Frederick, Maryland

Post by Priest » Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:23 am

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This is pure genius. Curse this person for thinking of it before me. I would have that put on me while forcing the tat-shack to blast "Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen on continuous loop while applying it to me.
Priest.

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Post by guitargeek » Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:16 pm

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

Priest
Ancient Mariner
Location: Frederick, Maryland

Post by Priest » Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:21 pm

^^^ :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: ^^^
Priest.

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bullfrog
Barista of Doom
Location: Armpit of Texas
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Post by bullfrog » Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:00 pm

flush the toilet...

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:14 am

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:17 am

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
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Post by guitargeek » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:18 am

Fuck yeah, I love that picture!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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guitargeek
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Post by guitargeek » Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:20 am

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
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Post by ejworthen » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:02 pm

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Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:12 pm

Dude. That kid with the fork in his face has GOT to go.
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that shit.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:15 pm

GG, I see your Ghostbuster Jesus and raise you one Lemmy Christ!


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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
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Post by ejworthen » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:16 pm

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ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
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Post by ejworthen » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:20 pm

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:24 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
Contact:

Post by ejworthen » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:25 pm

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bullfrog
Barista of Doom
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Post by bullfrog » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:55 pm

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bullfrog
Barista of Doom
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Post by bullfrog » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:56 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Dude. That kid with the fork in his face has GOT to go.
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that shit.
he survived...

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motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:13 pm

bullfrog wrote:
WeAintFoundShit wrote:Dude. That kid with the fork in his face has GOT to go.
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that shit.
he survived...

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Yeah, but look at that little Aryan retard. He'll probably kill himself accidentally before he hits 10.
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bullfrog
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Post by bullfrog » Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:15 pm

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bullfrog
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Post by bullfrog » Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:33 pm

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
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Post by guitargeek » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:26 pm

Here follows a short selection of recent boners...

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One of the best I've seen recently and sure to be a big hit with cultists everywhere...

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

Priest
Ancient Mariner
Location: Frederick, Maryland

Post by Priest » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:29 pm

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Wisconsin, right? Up I-90 on the way to Lacrosse and such?

Do bongs!
Priest.

ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
Contact:

Post by ejworthen » Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:24 am

Priest wrote:
guitargeek wrote:Here follows a short selection of recent boners...

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Wisconsin, right? Up I-90 on the way to Lacrosse and such?

Do bongs!
It's between I-94 and I-43 near the WI/IL border. I use to drive by it every weekend

ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
Contact:

Post by ejworthen » Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:35 am

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