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Does anybody remember the chants you used to do on the playground?I can only remember two of the ones we used to do. Both derogatory.

My name is Ricardo
I am a Retardo
I live on the 99th floor
I sit on the steeple
I pee on the people
And they say:
What's your name?
(repeat)


Chino chino Japones
Come caca and no me des
(Chinaman, Chinaman, Japanese
Eat shit and don't give me any)

Wow. Never heard that one.

I do know that "Three Little Indians" has been replaced by something sterile and nonsensical like "Three little teddy bears."
Yeah, stupid. I know. I suppose Agatha Christie would have a hard time marketing the book had it been written these days.

Let's just say we never caught tigers by the toe.

The one from Malcolm in the Middle

where they are chanting.
When your sleeping,
he comes creeping
peeping creeping

it cracks me up everytime I hear it.

Metalredneck wrote:Let's just say we never caught tigers by the toe.

Please forgive the racist words to follow........

Walkin' through the jungle with my dick in my hand
Biggest motherfucker in the Congo land
I looked up in the tree
what did I see?
A god damn ni**er lookin' down at me
I picked up a rock
chucked it at his cock
The god damn ni**er ran around the block

(Hey, it was the 70s and we were young...... )

Not only do I remember that one, but it was stuck in my head just a few days ago. Ha!

Where I'm from, the second line is "I'm a cool motherfucker, I'm a traveling man"

I remember "Hickory Dickory" from Andrew Dice Clay. His rhymes are true classics.

Uh, wow. I think I only identified with the tiger's toe. I'm getting older, though, and my memory fails me more than I'd like to admit. I think this is the sort of thing you're looking for.

Steve and Jessica
Sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes the baby in the baby carriage

(I think what's scariest of all about that little ditty is how young kids are having kids anymore...)

Then there's the whole banana-nana-fo-fana thing that I never quite got.

Finally, due to the era, you'd occasionally hear someone bust out with "Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind..."

I'm shocked no one has brought up great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts yet.

/RM

There is one i remember from early grade school that is a riff on the Battle Hymn of the Republic and I can say that it is DEFINITELY not approved for post-columbine recital:

"Glory Glory Hallelujiah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded .44
And she don't teach no more"

Naturally as a 4th grader in, oh, wtf, 1978??, it was all in good fun and nobody thought anything of it.

There was also something really violent having to do with janitors, but I forget that one.

Times.

I remember a few of these you guys have posted... one of the ones we used a bit in grade school went something like:

So, so suck a toe
All the way to Mexico
When you're there, pull your hair,
Forget your pants and underwear.

I've heard variants thereof, but that's the version I recall.

I see Spain, I see France
I see naked ladies dance

That's all I can remember of it...

Our "unofficial " school cheer was:
Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat;
68 douchebags tied in a knot;
Cocksuck, motherfuck, big gob chew;
We're from (insert town here), so fuck you!

Instructions for personal care;

1) Do your balls hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier
do your balls hang low. . . . .


2) Ohhh, never let your doodle dingle dangle in the dirt
Just wrap it up in cellophane and stuff it in your shirt.

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance.
There's a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all.
But the cops don't care 'cause they're in their underwear.

Oh the girls in France
Wear their whiskers in their pants
And the things they do
Would kill a Russian Jew
And the clothes they wear
Would freeze a polar bear.

Metalredneck wrote:Our "unofficial " school cheer was:
Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat;
68 douchebags tied in a knot;
Cocksuck, motherfuck, big gob chew;
We're from (insert town here), so fuck you!

That's fucking brilliant. Love it.



Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner, fudge is made.

there once was a man from bombay
who fashioned a cunt made of clay
but the heat of his dick turned the damn thing to brick
and it wore all his foreskin away.

I come from Mexico, I work at Texaco
I make a dollar a day
I go to Lucy
I suck her poo-sey
She takes my dollar away.

Racism disclaimer: Oh suck it, I never was politically correct anyway. And I've sung this to Mexicans before. And probably will again!

Now these keep popping into my head. This turned out to be quite prophetic...

Michael Michael motorcycle
turn the key and watch him pee.

I think there was more to that one, but thats all that matters.


Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger-bang an orangutan, and orgy at the zoo