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...that my 15 y.o. son shaves his balls.

A little manscaping never hurt anyone, well except me, once, scrotum bleeds a lot.

A sure sign of a STUD in the making!
He obviously cares about whether the girls get a mouthfull of hair.
Very considerate.

For whatever benefit he gets out of his personal grooming choices, he now has to offset that against the possibility that you can now amuse yourself at his expense at any time. 'Hey son, we're driving to the mall, if you need a few minutes to get your scrotum freshened up get moving'. Hey son, its dinnertime, if you're not busy with your scrotum come and join us'. The parenting opportunities are limited only by your imagination, & relative cruelty (heh).

I didn't need to start shaving my balls till I was like 19...wtf

Bigshankhank wrote:...that my 15 y.o. son shaves his balls.

TMI?

I agree with Pattio...there is NO END to the amount of humiliation you can (and should) dish out in any and all public formats.

I don't understand. First, why? Second, exactly how did you find out?

Sisyphus wrote:Second, exactly how did you find out?

I'm curious about this as well, but either way it's his choice what he wants to do... I don't know if making fun of him is going to help.

Korpen wrote:

Sisyphus wrote:Second, exactly how did you find out?

I'm curious about this as well, but either way it's his choice what he wants to do... I don't know if making fun of him is going to help.

1. He had to get a physical for school, and asked my wife to leave the room so he could show the Dr. Something. Turned out to be an ingrown hair.

2. I would not make fun of him in an effort to help him, but rather to embarrass him. I "groomed" back in the day, but Mom likes a little hair so I went back to nature. But for my kid, oh yeah it is on. He made the mistake or telling us tonight that he is having trouble seeing the board at school. He sets 'em up, I gotta knock em down.

Huh. I would think that shaving one's balls would be kind of like polishing brass. Once you start, you have to keep doing it. I had to shave half my groin once for an angiogram and that seemed like a lot of trouble. Not something I'd want to do as a matter of habit.

BackDoorBarbie wrote:

dozer wrote:I didn't need to start shaving my balls till I was like 19...wtf

hey cool, just a couple more years and you can start on your face

kekekeke

At least it was just an ingrown hair and not something else that he picked up.

UndertheGun wrote:

BackDoorBarbie wrote:

dozer wrote:I didn't need to start shaving my balls till I was like 19...wtf

hey cool, just a couple more years and you can start on your face

kekekeke

At least it was just an ingrown hair and not something else that he picked up.

To be clear, I wasn't there, but I must say I am dissapointed that the Dr said anything about it to his mother. I mean, there was a reason that he didn't want her in there.
Oh well, at least now the mystery of why he goes through so many razors has been solved.

just remember to never borrow one of them.

A new film career?

Well, I could tell you why I do, but the consequences of which are awesome and not something I want to associate with your 15 year old son.

Could just be out of curiosity though.

In short: time to make sure he know what responsibility means and where to get tested (preferably anonymously) regularly, regardless of the use of protection.

Ah kids. Have fun with that.

Might I suggest that the next time you are in need of a present for junior, you get him a beard trimmer.

I got tired of nicking my vagina with the scissors and razor. I heart beard trimmers.

erosvamp wrote:Might I suggest that the next time you are in need of a present for junior, you get him a beard trimmer.

I got tired of nicking my vagina with the scissors and razor. I heart beard trimmers.

I never found scissors to be necessary as long as I kept things neat. So the razor didn't bother me, a lesson he will learn in time.

My Wife and girlfriend agree with each other on the need for manscaping. It's just common courtesey.