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If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:07 am
by Bigshankhank
For encouraging me to fuck around on the board during the day, I'm gonna beat his ass...

Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:13 am
by Jaeger
If the uptight security folks at my job don't give a shit about this place, I cannot imagine why anybody else would.

--Jaeger

Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:10 am
by DerGolgo
Jaeger wrote:If the uptight security folks at my job don't give a shit about this place, I cannot imagine why anybody else would.

--Jaeger
Scary as it may be, the security folks at your workplace would, conceivably, have sufficient understanding of the subject matter to tell actual terrorists from motorcycle-terrorists.
Whoever is looking over hank's shoulder might be dumb enough to equate the appearance of the word terrorist at the top of the site with actual terrorism.
Just look at that fraktur-esque lettering! An uneducated fella might think that to be Arabic! It's all scribbly and stuff!

Hey, security guy!
Hank isn't doing anything evil, put the tazer away!

Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 11:21 am
by Bigshankhank
DerGolgo wrote:
Jaeger wrote:If the uptight security folks at my job don't give a shit about this place, I cannot imagine why anybody else would.

--Jaeger
Scary as it may be, the security folks at your workplace would, conceivably, have sufficient understanding of the subject matter to tell actual terrorists from motorcycle-terrorists.
Whoever is looking over hank's shoulder might be dumb enough to equate the appearance of the word terrorist at the top of the site with actual terrorism.
Just look at that fraktur-esque lettering! An uneducated fella might think that to be Arabic! It's all scribbly and stuff!

Great, so The German has my back, that's all I need.

Hey, security guy!
Hank isn't doing anything evil, put the tazer away!

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 3:41 am
by Bigshankhank
Of course I am still here on a Saturday, I need a life.

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:02 am
by red
Bigshankhank wrote:Of course I am still here on a Saturday, I need a life.
Don't worry you aren't alone.

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 8:51 am
by Jaeger
red wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:Of course I am still here on a Saturday, I need a life.
Don't worry you aren't alone.
Nope, very much not. :| :/

--Jaeger

Re: If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 6:08 pm
by Zer0
Bigshankhank wrote:For encouraging me to fuck around on the board during the day, I'm gonna beat his ass...
Jaeger's a new father, and a G-man. Nothing but bad mojo follows those who mess with his like.

Re: If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:29 am
by Jaeger
Zer0 wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:For encouraging me to fuck around on the board during the day, I'm gonna beat his ass...
Jaeger's a new father, and a G-man. Nothing but bad mojo follows those who mess with his like.
NOOOOO no no -- I'm not a G-Man... I'm a dirty contractor that works for the G-Man. ;)


--Jaeger

Re: If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 9:27 am
by Bigshankhank
Jaeger wrote:
Zer0 wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:For encouraging me to fuck around on the board during the day, I'm gonna beat his ass...
Jaeger's a new father, and a G-man. Nothing but bad mojo follows those who mess with his like.
NOOOOO no no -- I'm not a G-Man... I'm a dirty contractor that works for the G-Man. ;)


--Jaeger
Exactly, Jeager is merely a puppet on a string, a tool.

Re: If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 11:20 am
by Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote: Exactly, Jeager is merely a puppet on a string, a tool.
Like a conversation I had with a buddy of mine some years ago:

Jaeger: Dude, you're building bombs for The Man.
Buddy: No, I build guidance systems for bombs for The Man.
Jaeger: Ah... I suppose that's ok then.

:shock:

Anyway, guess you haven't been fired yet, eh? Told ya. :)

--Jaeger

Re: If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:32 pm
by Bigshankhank
Jaeger wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote: Exactly, Jeager is merely a puppet on a string, a tool.
Like a conversation I had with a buddy of mine some years ago:

Jaeger: Dude, you're building bombs for The Man.
Buddy: No, I build guidance systems for bombs for The Man.
Jaeger: Ah... I suppose that's ok then.

:shock:

Anyway, guess you haven't been fired yet, eh? Told ya. :)

--Jaeger
Still here mutha-fuckahs!

That's funny, because I had the same argument when speaking with a friend of mine a few years ago.

BSH - So you build guidance systems to build bombs to kill babies.
Friend - No, I just work in accounting for a gov't missle guidance-system maker.
BSH - Oh, so you actually know how much it costs to kill babies.
Friend - {sob}

(p.s. no disrespect to you, what with recently having had a baby and all that, may she live a long bomb-free life)