I wonder why I've never been stopped by security for this

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I wonder why I've never been stopped by security for this

Post by goose » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:40 pm

http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/07/17/ ... -security/

umm, yeah. Well, I guess it qualifies as carry on, but I don't think it will fit in the overhead compartment.


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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:57 pm

Considering that, although I know for certain that their work is very important and often sucks very much, despite that, considering that security work sometimes seems to attract the very insecure and security proceedings sometimes become blatant cases of dropping trou and shaking dick in the face of the defenseless public...well...it's sorta appropriate, isn't it?
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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:12 pm

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Post by piccini9 » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:23 pm

What a dick.
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Post by goose » Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:23 pm

piccini9 wrote:What a dick.
Snakes on a plane indeed!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

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