I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this...

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Toonce(s)
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I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this...

Post by Toonce(s) » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:13 am

Motherfucking sportbike!

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OMG ATGATT FTW


It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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Post by goose » Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:08 pm

frankly, I wish the snake would have taken him out before he re-mounted his bike. Beyond ass-hattery.
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Post by Zim » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:50 am

I agree with goose, and the cagers blowing their horn as they drive by.
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Post by Mk3 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:09 am

new rule: ride like a douchebag, get attachked by a snake...on your bike...at ludacrous speed
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Post by JoJoLesh » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:37 pm

pre-ride check? Yep floks may chuckle at how long it takes me to mount up and be off, but always check for snakes.
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Post by Toonce(s) » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:55 pm

JoJoLesh wrote:pre-ride check? Yep floks may chuckle at how long it takes me to mount up and be off, but always check for snakes.
You may have to strip all the plastic off a fully faired sportbike to really check for snakes though. Naked bikes rule, at least in really snakey locales.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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