Nausea related to pregnancy? How to help ease the suffering

goose · Post by **goose** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:07 pm

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/h ... -1.1133829

Ummm, author with an agenda? good luck with this one guys.

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:43 pm

The Article wrote:Dr. Alyssa Dweck, an ob-gyn based in Mount Kisco, NYand co-author of “V is for Vagina”

Man, I don't remember that from my reading primers in elementary school.

Rabbit_Fighter · Post by **Rabbit_Fighter** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:23 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:
The Article wrote:Dr. Alyssa Dweck, an ob-gyn based in Mount Kisco, NYand co-author of “V is for Vagina”
Man, I don't remember that from my reading primers in elementary school.

It's part of a series.

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:32 am

I'm going to perform my own scientific tests; I'll leave this news story open on my desktop and see if I don't get slapped in the morning. But seriously, I am willing to make the sacrifice to help my wife's morning sickness (and yes, we are expecting Sprout #2).

"In 2002, he (Dr. Gallup) made waves when he concluded that exposure to semen offered anti-depressant qualities."

I know I'm always less depressed when I expose people to my semen...

calamari kid · Post by **calamari kid** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:51 am

Jonny wrote: (and yes, we are expecting Sprout #2).

W00t, congrats!

Rench · Post by **Rench** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:24 am

I'm gonna forward this one to Mrs. Rench (who is getting her ass kicked by kid #2 at the moment, puking, migraines, etc).

So... who's got a couch for me to sleep on tonight?

-Rench

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:51 am

Does it work for hang over nausea too ?

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:05 am

xtian wrote:Does it work for hang over nausea too ?

Wanna try, flyboy?

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:07 am

Rench wrote:I'm gonna forward this one to Mrs. Rench (who is getting her ass kicked by kid #2 at the moment, puking, migraines, etc).

Mutual congratulations, I'm sure

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:46 am

"No, seriously, honey, it'll make us BOTH feel better. Really."

And congrats to Rench and the Sausage Pirate!!

--Jaeger

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:11 am

What, this is the baby announcement thread now? Why can't we have a good old-fashioned misogeny thread once and a while? This is why I married a women with kids and a tubal ligation.

p.s. Congrats to both of you.

goose · Post by **goose** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:49 pm

I expect a full report confirming or denying the hypothesis that sperm alleviates the issue of morning sickness for both Jonny and Rench. The way I see it, there's no wrong answer here for you guys. Oh, and Congratulations on the soon to be daddy (or daddy again) status. Now, get in there and help those poor suffering women!

Pintgudge · Post by **Pintgudge** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:02 pm

See guys, sometimes you get the news just when you need it most!

Congratulations Jonny and Rench!

Good luck "helping" your wives!

happycommuter · Post by **happycommuter** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:08 pm

Doctors used to prescribe smoking to cure this, but then America stopped being cool.

I'm not sure how getting your cock puked on is an improvement.

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:20 pm

happycommuter wrote:...getting your cock puked on...

That is hot...

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:41 pm

Jonny wrote:
happycommuter wrote:...getting your cock puked on...
That is hot...

missing Japan ?

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:41 am

xtian wrote:
Jonny wrote:
happycommuter wrote:...getting your cock puked on...
That is hot...
missing Japan ?

........possibly.... *^.^* \/

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:56 am

Well, that blew up in my face. My wife found the page, read the headline, and accused me of reading sketchy porn. I tried to explain, but she wouldn't swallow the idea. We just couldn't come to an agreement and she simply refused to face this possibility at all. I'll be rubbing that idea out...

stiles · Post by **stiles** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:38 am

Clearly, that doctor is a genius.

SSCAM · Post by **SSCAM** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:01 am

Jonny wrote:Well, that blew up in my face. My wife found the page, read the headline, and accused me of reading sketchy porn. I tried to explain, but she wouldn't swallow the idea. We just couldn't come to an agreement and she simply refused to face this possibility at all. I'll be rubbing that idea out...

I see what you did there!

Metalredneck · Post by **Metalredneck** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:57 am

A line from David Lindley's song " Gimme da Ting," "One teaspoon, before I go to bed!"

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:53 am

calamari kid wrote:
Jonny wrote: (and yes, we are expecting Sprout #2).

W00t, congrats!

Yes. Congrats and good luck to both of you!

Also you too, Rench and Mrs. Wrench!

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:58 am

SSCAM wrote:
Jonny wrote:Well, that blew up in my face. My wife found the page, read the headline, and accused me of reading sketchy porn. I tried to explain, but she wouldn't swallow the idea. We just couldn't come to an agreement and she simply refused to face this possibility at all. I'll be rubbing that idea out...
I see what you did there!

Waaaait a minit.

That was a joke!!! I get it!