I think the Husaberg would kill this woman

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goose
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Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

I think the Husaberg would kill this woman

Post by goose » Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:58 am

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/0 ... sms-a-day/

If a ride in a car causes all this commotion, I can't imagine giving her a ride on the 'berg or an LC4.


Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:37 pm

There are days when I don't want to live on this planet anymore, and then there are days when I learn about such wonderful things as "Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder" and I can't help but be happy.

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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:54 pm

At what point does continuous arousal amount to continual meh, whatever? Or "ah fuck, another goddam orgasm. There's obvious a tolerance by now. Maybe she WILL need a ride on the Berg for proper arousal.
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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:23 pm

Tuono is twice as nice, so they tell me :)

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:17 am

Rev wrote:SURE IT'S HFSDLIUGIUHC FUNNY UNTIL SLLBHAGELBAGE HAPPENS TO YOUVJBIUBLESB
bwahahahaa!

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Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:29 am

I once had a girlfriend like that.



Bada bing!

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