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Pure genius
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Re: Pure genius
This could revolutionize snack time the same way Segway impacted transportation!
Seriously though, that's is awesome.
Seriously though, that's is awesome.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: Pure genius
fricken love it!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: Pure genius
Combine this with the salt shotgun and you have salted popcorn trap shooting. jangleplatz!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Pure genius
That fucking rawks
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Pure genius
Neat! I think I recall a similar machine, although not voice-tracking, which would throw a can of beer into your hand.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Pure genius
That's called "The Good Wife".DerGolgo wrote:Neat! I think I recall a similar machine, although not voice-tracking, which would throw a can of beer into your hand.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: Pure genius
Best idea I've heard all week.goose wrote:Combine this with the salt shotgun and you have salted popcorn trap shooting. jangleplatz!
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Pure genius
Indeed! And, better yet, if you miss, you still get to eat the target!calamari kid wrote:Best idea I've heard all week.goose wrote:Combine this with the salt shotgun and you have salted popcorn trap shooting. jangleplatz!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: Pure genius
I do not want this in my house, but I'm confident my 7 & 10 yr. olds would. It would only be a matter of time for bugs or marbles to find their way into that thing.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Pure genius
My wife was thinking peanut M&Ms. Like it was a good thing, something she would actually put to use.Zer0 wrote:It would only be a matter of time for bugs or marbles to find their way into that thing.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
Re: Pure genius
The BonBoninator: "Bon Bon!" zzzt zzzt *pop* "Mmmmmm!"
But why stop there? How about light industrial uses:
The Shopinator: "Screwdriver!" zzt zzzt *pop* "Ow!"
Or reducing health care staffing costs:
The Surgeonator: "Scalpel" zzt zzzt *pop* "Bleaaargh!"
Or at the shore:
The SunBlockinator: "Bukkake!" zzt zzzt *skeet skeet skeet* "eew"
But why stop there? How about light industrial uses:
The Shopinator: "Screwdriver!" zzt zzzt *pop* "Ow!"
Or reducing health care staffing costs:
The Surgeonator: "Scalpel" zzt zzzt *pop* "Bleaaargh!"
Or at the shore:
The SunBlockinator: "Bukkake!" zzt zzzt *skeet skeet skeet* "eew"
-Pattio-
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
Re: Pure genius
Don't forget the PleaseDispersonator:
"Hey, what if I don't want to disperse, this is a peaceful protest, I have my rights" zzzt zzzt *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
"Hey, what if I don't want to disperse, this is a peaceful protest, I have my rights" zzzt zzzt *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
-Pattio-
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Re: Pure genius
Pattio wrote: The SunBlockinator: "Bukkake!" zzt zzzt *skeet skeet skeet* "eew"
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.