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Zim
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Vote For Zomney!

Post by Zim » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:43 am



"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Re: Vote For Zomney!

Post by JoJoLesh » Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:16 am

1:33 - 1:47 :lol:
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Re: Vote For Zomney!

Post by Pintgudge » Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:00 pm

I like Joss!

And also, this should be in Underground Politics!
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Re: Vote For Zomney!

Post by Mk3 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:06 am

Definitely belongs in underground politics, but quite humorous none the less.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

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Re: Vote For Zomney!

Post by Zim » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:48 am

The video also has aspects of Cyber Terror, Rants & Rides, hell, even Traps & Hazards! The Grinder is sort of a catch-all, with more viewers. Underground Politics is all serious and stuff.

And as a "swing state" resident, I'm just so sick of politics.
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Re: Vote For Zomney!

Post by JoJoLesh » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:41 pm

Zim wrote:The video also has aspects of Cyber Terror, Rants & Rides, hell, even Traps & Hazards! The Grinder is sort of a catch-all, with more viewers. Underground Politics is all serious and stuff.

And as a "swing state" resident, I'm just so sick of politics.

+1 to what all of Zim said/wrote
well I dont know about Traps-N-hazards, I dont read that one
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

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Re: Vote For Zomney!

Post by piccini9 » Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:00 pm

Hmmm... Spam has it's own key.
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Re: Vote For Zomney!

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:03 pm

piccini9 wrote:Hmmm... Spam has it's own key.
But did Alice give it to Bob??
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Re: Vote For Zomney!

Post by Groove » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:19 am

Crisis averted!
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Re: Vote For Zomney!

Post by JoJoLesh » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:21 pm

Groove wrote:Crisis averted!
Damn
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

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