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WeAintFoundShit
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Location: Davis

Canadeh.

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:46 pm

Greetings from sunny Toronto.


"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by rolly » Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:17 pm

Greetings also from twilit Toronto. Drinks?
Or in an inversion of the Canadian Girlfriend trope, is it you who is not real?
nine oh five four six zero six four four four

JoJoLesh
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by JoJoLesh » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:44 pm

Go to the Toronto's Royal Horse Show...
http://www.royalfair.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I have a friend showing here. Its better than it looks on the web page.
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

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Jonny
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by Jonny » Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:10 am

Somebody drink beers with this fictional bastard!

rolly
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by rolly » Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:14 am

JoJoLesh wrote:Go to the Toronto's Royal Horse Show...
http://www.royalfair.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I have a friend showing here. Its better than it looks on the web page.
Yeah the Royal Winter Fair. I have a friend in the show too. But there's also this

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And for some reason you strike me as the type to appreciate this
So during Not Dead Yet, we’ve teamed up with some good friends to get you some cheap eats.

Any time during the duration of NDY, you can roll into Hot Beans, mention that you’re attending Not Dead Yet, and get yourself some awesome vegan tacos or burritos for cheap.

If you mention the fest, you’ll get 30% off a taco or burrito meal, which means a serious meal for $6. Hard to beat that in Toronto.

Huge thanks to Hot Beans for hooking up. You can find them in Kensington Market at 160 Baldwin Street, a quick walk from any of the venues.
ie you can just lie about going to one of the shows and get cheap vegan tacos. Though I usually go to Sneaky Dees for my Texmex needs.

rolly
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by rolly » Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:26 am

Also, don't suppose you are on the correct amount of wheels? It's positively balmy this weekend.

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by MATPOC » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:02 am

WTF, you go "dark" and then resurface in Canada? Someone after you, thought we don't have the draft anymore...

rolly
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by rolly » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:04 am

Crestfallen Romnites fleeing Obamerica, I'll wager.

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Re: Canadeh.

Post by JoJoLesh » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:44 pm

rolly wrote:Crestfallen Romnites fleeing Obamerica, I'll wager.
Fleeing to Canada?! Sadly I think they might. In truth they would be better to flee to Mexico. In Mexico, if you have the money, yo ucan make your own rules. In Canada, you already have socialized health care. But the USA if full of retards.
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

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Re: Canadeh.

Post by rolly » Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:03 pm

JoJoLesh wrote:
rolly wrote:Crestfallen Romnites fleeing Obamerica, I'll wager.
Fleeing to Canada?! Sadly I think they might. In truth they would be better to flee to Mexico. In Mexico, if you have the money, yo ucan make your own rules. In Canada, you already have socialized health care. But the USA if full of retards.
There were apparently a lot of people claimed that they would seek asylum here, 16000 of them by one count. I'd love to be the one to hand them their Health Cards and a sort of Tijuana bible listing abortion clinics and same-sex marriage chapels but I highly doubt any of the idiots would be allowed to stay. Mexico would be more their style, if it weren't for all the damn Mexicans.

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by MATPOC » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:25 pm

I'd seriously consider Canada if it wasn't so damn cold!

WeAintFoundShit
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:13 am

So I've basically been off grid since July. I've only had my phone as an internet device, which basically means Facebook and email have been my only internet interactions.
Things have changed a bit, as I now live in an RV, which is going to be an adventure, and will be the case (barring incident and time spent in Toronto) until maybe next October.
I'll be here in Toronto until January 7th, or thereabouts.
I am unfortunately not on two wheels; I'm staying right near Dundas and Church, and the number of wheels I'm on depends on the form of public transit I take.
My phone costs me 69 cents a minute to talk on, but I can text all day long for no extra charge, so I'll send you a text.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

rolly
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by rolly » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:28 am

Interesting neighbourhood :) I spent a lot of time on a couch on Shuter, though things may have changed a bit (for the weirder).
Too bad I don't have a spare sickle, there's some decent riding a bit northwards, and this weekend is uncommonly pleasant. Anyway, yeah txt me d00d.

rolly
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by rolly » Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:49 pm

WeAintFoundShit was found, and ICGF Neko even took time out from the sharkbear hunt to join us for deep fried Twinkies™ (RIP) and a refreshing beverage or two.
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by Metalredneck » Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:36 am

Damn. I gotta stay in touch.
Done.

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by MATPOC » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:41 pm

If I apply for passport now it may come through by x-mass... used to be able to visit Mont Royal with just a drivers license, only 6 hour drive away form underage drinking and all the peep-shows on Sainte-Catherine

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:50 pm

Come on up, it's still mostly sunny!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

rolly
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by rolly » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:36 am

Toronto is a bit warmer, and gets far less snow than Montreal. Bagels aren't as good though.

Metalredneck
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Re: Canadeh.

Post by Metalredneck » Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:49 am

If you fuckers want snow, come see me. We got a foot & a half outta that last system.
Done.

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Re: Canadeh.

Post by goose » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:05 am

I think I'll leave this right .. . here

http://youtu.be/5g196vURUDo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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