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guitargeek
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9999

Post by guitargeek » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:16 pm

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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Jaeger
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Re: 9999

Post by Jaeger » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:53 pm

Hiya, honey.

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DerGolgo
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Re: 9999

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:42 am

Aha, IT LIVES!!

Also, 999 is the equivalent of 911 in the UK, I wonder if they have nine further extensions...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Re: 9999

Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:17 am

He lives!
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Re: 9999

Post by Zim » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:17 pm

Such a tease.
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Re: 9999

Post by calamari kid » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:13 pm

Hey! Good to see ya back.
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Re: 9999

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:47 am

Now he's probably gonna stop posting so his post count stays the same.
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motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Re: 9999

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:37 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Now he's probably gonna stop posting so his post count stays the same.
True, true.
OR he could register anew as guitargeek 2.0?
Or he might strive for first 11111, then 22222, and so forth...
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Re: 9999

Post by piccini9 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:15 pm

I haven't been here much either. But I do miss you bastidges.
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Re: 9999

Post by bullfrog » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:23 pm

piccini9 wrote:I haven't been here much either. But I do miss you bastidges.
my sentiments exactly.
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Jonny
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Re: 9999

Post by Jonny » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:54 pm

bullfrog wrote:
piccini9 wrote:I haven't been here much either. But I do miss you bastidges.
my sentiments exactly.

Likewise. The madness of a continental move, a new career, the lack of a motorcycle... that last point alone makes me feel a pretender. I do still miss you chaps.

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Re: 9999

Post by Zer0 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:40 pm

The fuck have you been, Mr. if I post one more time, that pic willl be entirely irrelevant?

Oh, and you may never change your avattar pic. The greatest ever and most inspiring.
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