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Old Top Gear with bikes!
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Mean Chuck
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Old Top Gear with bikes!
My father was a workaholic, every time you mention work he got drunk! -Rodney Dangerfield
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Re: Old Top Gear with bikes!
Neat. But, apart from the Top Gear brand and "Jessica" by the Allman Brothers, that is an absolutely, totally different show from the current, much, much better Top Gear, isn't it?
I mean, it's about cars and things. I really do like bikes, but with the presenters being actually earnest and competent, and not even in the last eccentric, I did find this a bit boring.
This from the current incarnation of Top Gear is a much more interesting episode. They do a little bit about bikes, from about 8:15.
But if you haven't already, I recommend you watch the whole thing from the start.
http://blip.tv/lips/top-gear-vietnam-special-4805250
I mean, it's about cars and things. I really do like bikes, but with the presenters being actually earnest and competent, and not even in the last eccentric, I did find this a bit boring.
This from the current incarnation of Top Gear is a much more interesting episode. They do a little bit about bikes, from about 8:15.
But if you haven't already, I recommend you watch the whole thing from the start.
http://blip.tv/lips/top-gear-vietnam-special-4805250
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Re: Old Top Gear with bikes!
I have seen all the "new" Top Gear episodes at least once except the new ones that haven't aired on BBC America yet but will be on in a few weeks.
My father was a workaholic, every time you mention work he got drunk! -Rodney Dangerfield
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Re: Old Top Gear with bikes!
Well, then you know the Vietnam special. I didn't mean to accuse you of ignorance in that regard.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Re: Old Top Gear with bikes!
I didn't mean to suggest that you did, I am just letting you know I am a fan. I even have a "I am the Stig's fat cousin" t-shirt! 
That's me!
That's me!
My father was a workaholic, every time you mention work he got drunk! -Rodney Dangerfield
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Re: Old Top Gear with bikes!
Hehe, I might actually go back to wearing t-shirts for such a shirt, except that absolutely no-one in jerryland has any clue who the Stig is. Even with the bit of english most people know, they'll wonder how a stick has family.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Mean Chuck
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Re: Old Top Gear with bikes!
I get asked constantly what the Stig is when I wear it.
My father was a workaholic, every time you mention work he got drunk! -Rodney Dangerfield