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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by red » Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:30 am

Congrats!

We were in a similar situation. Docs told us no chance w/o spending the $$$ for IVR. Being generally broke, this crapped on our spirits. However, the universe had different plans. Our first is due in mid Jan. :mrgreen:


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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:18 am

red wrote:Congrats!

We were in a similar situation. Docs told us no chance w/o spending the $$$ for IVR. Being generally broke, this crapped on our spirits. However, the universe had different plans. Our first is due in mid Jan. :mrgreen:
A victory over capitalism! Down with proprietary fertility - open source kids for the win! :lol:
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by mtne » Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:25 pm

red wrote:Congrats!

We were in a similar situation. Docs told us no chance w/o spending the $$$ for IVR. Being generally broke, this crapped on our spirits. However, the universe had different plans. Our first is due in mid Jan. :mrgreen:

jangleplatz! Quite the game changer!

It was interesting when one of the nurses noted that it was in our file "Patient understands that there is less than a 0.01% chance of conception".......... Hope everything goes smooth.
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by mtne » Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:35 am

So 5-6 years on and the kid is a kid. Ups downs adventures in all. Yeah.... most of it's on the evil FB. We're the product but it's easy to keep up with people......

name that Pokemon.....

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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Bigshankhank » Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:35 am

mtne wrote:So 5-6 years on and the kid is a kid. Ups downs adventures in all. Yeah.... most of it's on the evil FB. We're the product but it's easy to keep up with people......

name that Pokemon.....

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Shit for a second I thought GuitarGeek resurrected another ancient thread...

Awesome work on keeping the kid happy and healthy! Soon he'll be cutting the grass for you, then you're on Dad Easy Street.
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by 0l4fderstout » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:23 pm

I came for the necromancy and found child rearing. I'm confused.

(Grats on making it to the mostly fun part. Now, comes the test of patience, because soon they will not be too cute to eat when they do crazy stuff..)

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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by jae » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:05 pm

mtne wrote: name that Pokemon.....
is that a Mimikyu?? :shock:


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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Jaeger » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:46 am

0l4fderstout wrote:I came for the necromancy and found child rearing. I'm confused.

(Grats on making it to the mostly fun part. Now, comes the test of patience, because soon they will not be too cute to eat when they do crazy stuff..)
There was a bit of a baby boom a few years ago. A few of us have been around long enough to watch each other get old and gray. :P

It's funny, several of the folks at DOOM this year commented "yeah, I just don't feel like staying up all night getting shithammered, we should get some sleep... goddamn, what are we saying? we're getting old!" :mrgreen: :shock:

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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by 0l4fderstout » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:20 am

More riding that way anyway! Hit the road at 4am end at dark or a bit after!

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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Jan 29, 2019 1:54 pm

[media]https://youtu.be/lEYSd_Sb8b0[/media]
Can't believe I missed the "Expect the unexpected" part when this thread first came out.
We Gemini's always have to be on guard...
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Jan 29, 2019 1:55 pm

To whit;
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by mtne » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:27 pm

jae wrote:
mtne wrote: name that Pokemon.....
is that a Mimikyu?? :shock:


:mrgreen:
Yes, for some reason that's his favorite mon......... mom had to sew it up with a little help from Thacks better half.

Oh yeah, we play PoGo too......
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by jae » Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:34 am

mtne wrote:
Yes, for some reason that's his favorite mon......... mom had to sew it up with a little help from Thacks better half.

Oh yeah, we play PoGo too......
that's fun. my boys are 8 and 9, PoGo gives us a good reason to go out on family walks, though they've been into the card game for several years now after coming across my little brother's stash from 20 years ago while staying with my parents... my wife and I have been roped in a little bit, but it's good fun...

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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by mtne » Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:58 pm

jae wrote:Oh yeah, we play PoGo too......
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