UTMC

http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/3929672599.html

Photobucket Album

"female rider, never dropped - just one tip-over in the garage when I had to put some paint up on a shelf, upgraded suspension otherwise stock.
Come see this low mileage beauty and be the envy of all your friends. Draws attention like nothing else at bike night!"

That has just got to be the single most MacGuyveresque example of "sportbike" I ever did see. If not MacGuyver, then totally A-Team!

Wow, I literally had to put my drink down to look at this.

Unsafe at any speed.

I wouldn't get near it, and I a ma butcher.

I bet it stops well.

I must say after looking at all the pics there are some really interesting and innovative ideas there but the execution of the work is just horrible and the fact that the only thing the bike will do well anymore is sit still, it might as a well be a chopper. At least you won't see another one like it.

Must be a show bike.

OCC?

OCC not far away, it might be Jr's after hours project

Dafuq is that thing?

Holy fuck! Late to the party here but D, you're right, I love it! Its hilariously awesome. The ad is down, what was the asking price? The photobucket album is still there so I get to scrutinize all the pix...

IIRC it was $2500