Things to Do in DC When You're Dead
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:44 pm
Thus proving that stupid hurts:
I think it's pretty obvious what happened here. High-strung out-of-town rich-bitch soccer mom made a wrong turn in DC into the entrance to the White House (DC'ers know it well). The cops hollered at her, she panicked, hit a cop trying to escape, and ran.
This is precisely the sort of incident we hear described in Iraq, etc., when someone approaches a checkpoint, freaks out, and the guys with guns do precisely what they're trained to do. I haven't been downtown and nobody's reporting on it, but I wager security is subtly (but substantially) amped up right about now. (Let's not forget that some guy went batshit over at the Navy Yard just last week...)
Gosh, y'think everybody's a little too tense nowadays?
Anyway, the lesson here is that the security folks in DC do not play. They are the real deal. Some of you have heard my stories about the weird shit I've seen around here, and some of y'all have stories of your own. If you are unfortunate enough to piss them off, unless your name is Bruce Fucking Lee and you're driving the Batmobile, the smart response is to be calm, polite, and cooperative.
I feel bad for the poor kid, though. Hopefully the kid's smarter (or at least more level-headed) than their mom.
Let's see how long it takes for this to become some conspiracy...
--Jaeger
and...WaPo wrote:A woman with a 1-year-old child in her car was fatally shot by police near the U.S. Capitol on Thursday, after a chase through the heart of Washington that brought a new jolt of fear to a city already rattled by the recent Navy Yard shooting and the federal shutdown.
The car was registered to Miriam Carey, 34, a dental hygienist from Stamford, Conn., law enforcement officials said, adding that they believed Carey was the driver
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The chase began about 2:15 p.m. at a White House security checkpoint, where the woman struck a barrier and a Secret Service officer with her black Infiniti. The woman fled that fortified icon and headed straight for another: the Capitol
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It began with something not that unusual — a driver with out-of-state plates turning into a blocked entry near the White House.
It quickly became something else.
“Whoa! Whoa!,” Secret Service officers were shouting at the car, according to a witness, Shawn Joseph, 29. “It looked liked [the driver was] scared or lost. I thought they might have been a tourist.”
But then, witnesses said, officers tried to place a barrier in front of the car. The driver swerved. The officers moved the barrier. She hit it, and a Secret Service officer was thrown up on the hood and then off the car.
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WaPo wrote: She had a toddler with her, confounding everyone who watched her black sedan crash through barriers and lead police through the heart of high-security Washington.
Law enforcement officials said the Infiniti was registered to a young mother named Miriam Carey, a 34-year-old dental hygienist from Stamford, Conn. They believe it was Carey, with her 1-year-old daughter sitting behind her, who flattened barricades outside the White House, striking officers and then leading others on a high-speed pursuit up Constitution Avenue. D.C.
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During her friendship with Carey, Windley said she had never witnessed Carey lashing out in anger “beyond, you know, normal girl stuff, like, ‘what is up with her’ about another girl, but nothing crazy. Some sharp words, that would be it.”
Carey also had not shown signs of mental illness during the time Windley knew her and “was not one to even talk about politics.”
Carey did not have many friends, Windley said, and could seem “arrogant. If there was a negative, people said that was it. She could be sort of conceited, like she knew everything.”
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I think it's pretty obvious what happened here. High-strung out-of-town rich-bitch soccer mom made a wrong turn in DC into the entrance to the White House (DC'ers know it well). The cops hollered at her, she panicked, hit a cop trying to escape, and ran.
This is precisely the sort of incident we hear described in Iraq, etc., when someone approaches a checkpoint, freaks out, and the guys with guns do precisely what they're trained to do. I haven't been downtown and nobody's reporting on it, but I wager security is subtly (but substantially) amped up right about now. (Let's not forget that some guy went batshit over at the Navy Yard just last week...)
Gosh, y'think everybody's a little too tense nowadays?
Anyway, the lesson here is that the security folks in DC do not play. They are the real deal. Some of you have heard my stories about the weird shit I've seen around here, and some of y'all have stories of your own. If you are unfortunate enough to piss them off, unless your name is Bruce Fucking Lee and you're driving the Batmobile, the smart response is to be calm, polite, and cooperative.
I feel bad for the poor kid, though. Hopefully the kid's smarter (or at least more level-headed) than their mom.
Let's see how long it takes for this to become some conspiracy...
--Jaeger