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"The snow is so pretty"...yada, yada, yada.
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
"The snow is so pretty"...yada, yada, yada.
Temps in the single digits. Windy. What's so pretty about it? Go fuck yourself!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: "The snow is so pretty"...yada, yada, yada.
This is the absence part where your moto-heart grows fonder, or some bullshit like that.
Temperates, you mind your own business and let us wallow in our misery.
Temperates, you mind your own business and let us wallow in our misery.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
Re: "The snow is so pretty"...yada, yada, yada.
Pretty much the same story here a couple hunnert miles North of you. Fluffy, beautiful snow and single digit temps. Blerg. The beauty fades away as the warmth leaves your body...
-Pattio-
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Re: "The snow is so pretty"...yada, yada, yada.
Funny, that used to be our pointer for recent transplants to Chicago. Then this year...its like fine sand, but the shit still comes down.
-Rench
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: "The snow is so pretty"...yada, yada, yada.
One should be grateful for little mercies. This winter, thus far, snow has been very rare and very thin over here.
Temperatures are in the single digits, too, but Celsius, so above freezing.
Many people complain about how miserable it is. Cold, bleak, gray skies. When the temperatures climb a little bit, it's clammy.
Personally, while I don't particularly enjoy such weather, especially these days with all the mess that is my bones and makes me notice it just that little bit more ... I infinitely prefer it to snow.
Even if other things than snow would keep me from riding ... I can't stand it, even on foot.
I can't stand the way it feels walking on it. I can't stand the sound it makes when it gets stepped on. I loathe the smell. And the visuals? The world, covered in dead, sterile blanket of all-consuming, all-obliterating whiteness? What the fuck is pretty about that?!?!
I strongly suspect a lot of people professing a love of snow just like the extra dose of sunlight that gets reflected upward.
But where I live, sunshine is a strange and terrifying event. So that excuse won't fly, either.
Even though a severe snowfall's impact on my daily routine would be limited, I'm quite grateful for not having to deal with that crap much this year.
Temperatures are in the single digits, too, but Celsius, so above freezing.
Many people complain about how miserable it is. Cold, bleak, gray skies. When the temperatures climb a little bit, it's clammy.
Personally, while I don't particularly enjoy such weather, especially these days with all the mess that is my bones and makes me notice it just that little bit more ... I infinitely prefer it to snow.
Even if other things than snow would keep me from riding ... I can't stand it, even on foot.
I can't stand the way it feels walking on it. I can't stand the sound it makes when it gets stepped on. I loathe the smell. And the visuals? The world, covered in dead, sterile blanket of all-consuming, all-obliterating whiteness? What the fuck is pretty about that?!?!
I strongly suspect a lot of people professing a love of snow just like the extra dose of sunlight that gets reflected upward.
But where I live, sunshine is a strange and terrifying event. So that excuse won't fly, either.
Even though a severe snowfall's impact on my daily routine would be limited, I'm quite grateful for not having to deal with that crap much this year.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: "The snow is so pretty"...yada, yada, yada.
Sunny here, temps in the 60's, I don't understand what you people are talking about.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: "The snow is so pretty"...yada, yada, yada.
Bigshankhank wrote:Sunny here, temps in the 60's, I don't understand what you people are talking about.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Re: "The snow is so pretty"...yada, yada, yada.
Yeah, what he said.Jaeger wrote:Bigshankhank wrote:Sunny here, temps in the 60's, I don't understand what you people are talking about.
--Jaeger
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: "The snow is so pretty"...yada, yada, yada.
Drought here. Should be a great weekend for a ride. C'mon Trumpet parts!!!!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9