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are days like today: http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/sochi- ... IHM400202/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

0-0 right now, but that makes it even worse.

The loser has to keep Beiber. (unless the loser is the U.S., then Canada gets to keep him)

You know the only time in recent years I cared about any spectator sport, it was ice hockey.
I am still quite angry about it.
Because the occasion was Kevin Smith announcing he'd make a biopic of Wayne Gretzky.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but ... once the Olympic games are over, all those ice hockey players will go back to their day jobs of playing professional ice hockey for a big team, no?
Which, for the Canadian players, would probably be located in ... Bolivia? No ... the Seychelles? Close, but that's not quite it ...

They may beat the heck out of you on the ice (not that I'm say they actually do, they just might). But that is all the Freudian satisfaction they get. After defeating your team (if they do), they have to go back ... and work for you. To serve and to entertain. Knowing full well, they can have you, on that very ice ... they must dance and twirl at your pleasure.
Even if you don't beat them at the game, you have already beat them in every other regard, haven't you.
So just let them have this.

So how's the Beibs treatin' y'all?