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Cool things of times gone by.

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Re: Cool things of times gone by.

Post by guitargeek » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:35 pm

I recently read Clarke's A Fall of Moondust. I had to approach it as retrofuturism or I couldn't suspend disbelief. Once I made my mental movie black & white, it was easy!

I'm about a third of the way through Quicksilver, by Neal Stephenson. It's 944 pages, which is what you expect from that guy, right? But this is only the first volume in a 2671 page work...


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Re: Cool things of times gone by.

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:38 pm

If you want Stephenson, and retro, you've obviously considered reading Cryptonomicon. No, wait, I'm sure you've read that, you don't get to Quicksilver without going through the usual suspected.
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Re: Cool things of times gone by.

Post by guitargeek » Mon Jul 28, 2014 12:02 am

DerGolgo wrote:If you want Stephenson, and retro, you've obviously considered reading Cryptonomicon. No, wait, I'm sure you've read that, you don't get to Quicksilver without going through the usual suspected.
Correct, I've read Cryptonomicon... twice. :o
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Re: Cool things of times gone by.

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jul 28, 2014 12:20 am

guitargeek wrote:... twice. :o
:shock: :shock:
As ashamed as I am to further threadjack, I feel I must express ... that's dedication, that is!
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Re: Cool things of times gone by.

Post by Jaeger » Mon Jul 28, 2014 12:57 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
guitargeek wrote:... twice. :o
:shock: :shock:
As ashamed as I am to further threadjack, I feel I must express ... that's dedication, that is!
I've done Crypto twice, but the Baroque Cycle only once... and I STILL need to read Distraction, which GG sent to me ages ago. I think I'm finally going to cave and start reading on a pad/Kindle, but... :P

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