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Fred Phelps is [s]dying[/s] dead

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Fred Phelps is [s]dying[/s] dead

Post by 12ci » Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:31 pm

will the Westboro Church picket his funeral ?
TOPEKA, Kan. — The Rev. Fred Phelps Sr., who founded a Kansas church widely known for its protests at military funerals and its anti-gay sentiments, is in a care facility, according to a church spokesman.
Phelps, 84, is being cared for in a Shawnee County facility, Westboro Baptist Church spokesman Steve Drain said Sunday. Drain would not identify the facility.

now, this is interesting:
Nate Phelps, an estranged son of Fred Phelps, said in an e-mail to the Topeka Capital-Journal that members of Westboro have voted Fred Phelps out of the church.

Nate Phelps, who broke away from the church 37 years ago, told the newspaper that church members became concerned after the vote that his father might harm himself, and they moved him out of the church, where he and his wife had lived for years. Fred Phelps was moved into a house, where he “basically stopped eating and drinking,” Nate Phelps said.
the WaPo article is HERE

so whats it mean when your own disciples vote you out ?

if in fact they tossed him out, and that triggered a life endangering depression, will anyone face charges ? elder abuse ?

how about after he dies ?
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by guitargeek » Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:03 pm

I predict that the Patriot Guard Riders will show up and prevent people from protesting his funeral.
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:11 pm

Oh yeah, Jesus loves ya. So much, if you're in danger of harming yourself, it's his will you be isolated from all you worked for in your life and your entire, closed social group.
This quite matches the particular brand of "Christianity", doesn't it. Love? Compassion? No, DO AS WE SAY!
I'm an atheist, I have a history of ill feelings towards Christianity in particular. But these shits make me want to point out that they aren't Christians. This, if nothing else, proves it.
I shouldn't feel sorry for this hateful bigot, he made his own bed there. But I kinda do. What the fuck is wrong with me.
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by Jaeger » Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:12 pm

12ci wrote:will the Westboro Church picket his funeral ?
guitargeek wrote:I predict that the Patriot Guard Riders will show up and prevent people from protesting his funeral.
One can only hope.

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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by Sisyphus » Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:36 pm

I'm not above doing a bit of grave-dancing. IMO this is long overdue and I can't wait to see what happens next.
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by Zim » Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:59 pm

I want nothing to happen. No Patriot Guard, no media trucks, no news stories, no protesters. I want the WBC deprived of all they seek.
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:15 pm

Zim wrote:I want nothing to happen. No Patriot Guard, no media trucks, no news stories, no protesters. I want the WBC deprived of all they seek.

Ditto


I may do my own little happy dance though...
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by rc26 » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:01 am

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Fred.
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by Bo_9 » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:47 am

Was in Topeka over the weekend and the word on the street is that this may be the undoing of their insane clan posse. Phelps preached that non of them could die, literally. So imagine the shock. It also seems that family members are also leaving the church now that Grandpa is dying.
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by beck » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:52 am

As a born and raised kansan.... I am ashamed to be even remotely associated with this...

Good riddance.
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by Zim » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:02 am

Dead.
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:13 am

I'm oddly ambivalent about this news.
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by guitargeek » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:21 pm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/com ... s-funeral/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by motorpsycho67 » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:22 am

Ding dong, the witch is dead. The wicked witch is dead....
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Re: Fred Phelps is dying

Post by JoJoLesh » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:45 pm

Maybe I am thick,
Maybe I have not been following this as much as I should,
But does anyone know WHY he was kicked out?
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