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This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
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by Rench » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:30 am
So I probably just dated myself with that reference, but, I wanted to throw out here this new workout thing I've been (trying to keep up with) do. And I remembered that whole weirdass thread from like 5 years ago, so I searched it, and SONOFABITCH if it isn't the same fucking program!!!!
So either I've devolved into complete tool-baggedness, or maybe that dude was kinda onto something, but his douchebag-accelerator flipped out when he tried to explain it.
I've got to admit, I have not experienced any ball-smoking, but it is actually kinda fun, and definitely kicks your ass. YMMV
Crossfit.com
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Contact:
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by guitargeek » Sat Mar 29, 2014 7:23 am
Ha! I remember that dude.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
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by Bo_9 » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:18 am
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:41 am
there's a blast from the past!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
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by Bo_9 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:31 am
Sorry, I had to go look up the original Ball-smokin, bacon covered, fist-raping thread...
http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic ... 0&p=131322&" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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Contact:
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by Sisyphus » Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:02 pm
LOL...
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
