NUKE AND PAVE

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Jaeger
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NUKE AND PAVE

Post by Jaeger » Wed May 14, 2014 10:38 am

No, really: NUKE AND PAVE!
CalTech astronomer Fritz Zwicky was the first to conceive of dark matter, supernovas and neutron stars. He also had a theory about colonizing the solar system using nuclear bombs. We could terraform other planets, he argued, by pulverizing them and then moving them closer or further from the sun.
I'm all for it. Let's go vent our aggressions on someone else's planet. :mrgreen:

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Re: NUKE AND PAVE

Post by guitargeek » Wed May 14, 2014 10:47 am

Not the worst idea I've heard all day...
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Re: NUKE AND PAVE

Post by DerGolgo » Wed May 14, 2014 12:19 pm

Don't waste the nukes on some silly terra-forming, the development of radioactivity-proof humans wouldn't keep up once you move the nukes off planet, so it'd be pointless!
Nukes are for spaceship drives and asteroid mining!
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Re: NUKE AND PAVE

Post by roadmissile » Wed May 14, 2014 9:27 pm

By the time this is a thing we'll be going full Dyson-Sphere on shit, nukes will be a dusty relic of the past :P

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Re: NUKE AND PAVE

Post by guitargeek » Wed May 14, 2014 10:30 pm

roadmissile wrote:we'll be going full Dyson-Sphere
I like your optimism!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Re: NUKE AND PAVE

Post by wheezy e » Fri May 16, 2014 4:37 am

I love crazy people!
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