A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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by Jaeger » Wed May 14, 2014 10:38 am
No, really:
NUKE AND PAVE!
CalTech astronomer Fritz Zwicky was the first to conceive of dark matter, supernovas and neutron stars. He also had a theory about colonizing the solar system using nuclear bombs. We could terraform other planets, he argued, by pulverizing them and then moving them closer or further from the sun.
I'm all for it. Let's go vent our aggressions on someone else's planet.
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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by guitargeek » Wed May 14, 2014 10:47 am
Not the worst idea I've heard all day...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Wed May 14, 2014 12:19 pm
Don't waste the nukes on some silly terra-forming, the development of radioactivity-proof humans wouldn't keep up once you move the nukes off planet, so it'd be pointless!
Nukes are for spaceship drives and asteroid mining!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Wed May 14, 2014 9:27 pm
By the time this is a thing we'll be going full Dyson-Sphere on shit, nukes will be a dusty relic of the past
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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by guitargeek » Wed May 14, 2014 10:30 pm
roadmissile wrote:we'll be going full Dyson-Sphere
I like your optimism!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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wheezy e
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Colorado not Nevada!
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by wheezy e » Fri May 16, 2014 4:37 am
I love crazy people!
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