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Some funny dumb shite

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Mk3
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Some funny dumb shite

Post by Mk3 » Sun May 25, 2014 11:40 am

http://shreveport.craigslist.org/grd/4487744942.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

almost done rebadging the buell


"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

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Re: Some funny dumb shite

Post by 2XSL » Tue May 27, 2014 8:50 am

link goes to a loawnmower??/

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Re: Some funny dumb shite

Post by Zim » Tue May 27, 2014 11:40 am

2XSL wrote:link goes to a loawnmower??/
Yes.
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Re: Some funny dumb shite

Post by Zim » Tue May 27, 2014 5:11 pm

But did you read it? Verbose as it may be (leaning heavily toward English Major... amirite?), there are many gems. "Supple damp fescue"? Come on, now.

The anthropomorphising of the strong Craftsman DGS 6500 (of which its very own engine states "Courage"), declining from what was once a mighty stature, a workhorse, a fucking Clydesdale sans the bun-bag and pretty In-Bev livery, to doing what could now be done with a reel mower? Once glorious, now lackluster? It's a sad tale, and I'm depressed reading it. Much luck, Rufus. May you chomp at the bit and pull hard, you magnificent bastard.

But perhaps it's just an ad for a loawnmower.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Re: Some funny dumb shite

Post by Mk3 » Wed May 28, 2014 6:13 pm

I posted here because of the stolen Uly parts. I may have been using Rufus as spare horizontal space to dry painted things. Now if it quits raining I can finish the damn airbox and post up those pictures. I won't do the space-hold crap rench always pulls...you know...once per year when he gets a new motorcycle.


Oh and Zim I'm a rocket surgeon, haven't done english since the high school (well a few gen ed requirements in college too).
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."

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Re: Some funny dumb shite

Post by 2XSL » Thu May 29, 2014 8:24 am

someone stole buell badges? aren;t they decals now?

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Re: Some funny dumb shite

Post by Mk3 » Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:40 pm

Ok, to clarify, I'm repainting the buellysses, no badges involved. The orange yellow barricade whatever was scratched to hell and faded, so I'm making it motorcycle colored. The lawnmower stole the parts, kind of like the dingo ate your baby, I saw bike parts on a lawnmower and thought "that's kind of funny", and wrote up a little trope in response.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."

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