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mtne
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Location: Denver at the moment.......

Umm, yeah......

Post by mtne » Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:17 am

A great collection of memes all in one place. I'll just put this here.

https://www.facebook.com/DotND


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Re: Umm, yeah......

Post by calamari kid » Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:42 am

Wow...
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DerGolgo
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Re: Umm, yeah......

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:12 am

Tell me that's satire. Please tell me that's badly-done satire.
Otherwise ... could somebody please notify Mr. Lucas or Mr. Abrams that they are using copyrighted screen-grabs from the Star Wars movies, for which I doubt they have permission?
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mtne
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Re: Umm, yeah......

Post by mtne » Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:48 pm

If it were satire, there would be no reason to note it............
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DerGolgo
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Re: Umm, yeah......

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:14 pm

Let's hope the copyright cops get on their ass.
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Re: Umm, yeah......

Post by Pintgudge » Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:33 pm

I wonder what it's all about. I don't do Facebook.
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mtne
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Re: Umm, yeah......

Post by mtne » Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:07 pm

Just cause we have so many cats.....

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I thought it could make a fine patch.......

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Re: Umm, yeah......

Post by Jaeger » Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:00 pm

mtne wrote:I thought it could make a fine patch.......

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I FUCKING WANT ONE

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P.S. -- Uh, um, yeah, so, about that site... Ew.
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Re: Umm, yeah......

Post by Toonce(s) » Sat Dec 27, 2014 5:29 am

Jaeger wrote:
mtne wrote:I thought it could make a fine patch.......

Image

I FUCKING WANT ONE

--Jaeger

P.S. -- Uh, um, yeah, so, about that site... Ew.

Brilliant. Around the house that pose is referred to as the 'WIFI antenna''
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Re: Umm, yeah......

Post by Merlyn » Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:20 am

Jaeger wrote:
mtne wrote:I thought it could make a fine patch.......

Image

I FUCKING WANT ONE

--Jaeger
Buddy of mine has a hoodie with that image on it. I'll find out where he got it and let you know.

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Re: Umm, yeah......

Post by Sisyphus » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:08 am

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