[media]http://youtu.be/865AoXifk7E[/media]
--Jaeger
PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
click her for the instant fix
Show
First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
Show
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
Registration Information
Show
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
Scientifically Accurate Barney
-
Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Scientifically Accurate Barney
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
-
Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
Re: Scientifically Accurate Barney
Nice.
I got a chuckle out of this one recently:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VxV717PRBU[/media]
I got a chuckle out of this one recently:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VxV717PRBU[/media]
-Pattio-
-
DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Scientifically Accurate Barney
Hm. Close. But.
But that's just the mad rantings of someone who grew up with the Maus, rather than Barney.
No, not the Art Spiegel one (though I think I first read that when I was about 13).
Rather, this one:
and the elephant, or course.
I don't think anyone ever did any age-inappropriate spoofs of that, though, which makes me feel kinda cheated.
But then we got our German Saturday Night Live knock-off (which was pretty decent, mostly), and they brought us Bernie & Ert!
NSFW! NSFW! EVEN IN GERMANY!!! NSFW!!!
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcC-tr-NHfk[/media]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxyIkVT-hU0[/media]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ69fAF-Tto[/media]
Spoiler
Show
The Tyrannosaurus Rex is suspected by quite a few experts, or so I hear, to have been a carrion-eater, rather than a predator.
What's more, they are apparently certain that, like many other dinosaurs, it actually had feathers.
What's more, they are apparently certain that, like many other dinosaurs, it actually had feathers.
No, not the Art Spiegel one (though I think I first read that when I was about 13).
Rather, this one:
and the elephant, or course.
I don't think anyone ever did any age-inappropriate spoofs of that, though, which makes me feel kinda cheated.
But then we got our German Saturday Night Live knock-off (which was pretty decent, mostly), and they brought us Bernie & Ert!
NSFW! NSFW! EVEN IN GERMANY!!! NSFW!!!
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcC-tr-NHfk[/media]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxyIkVT-hU0[/media]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ69fAF-Tto[/media]
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
-
red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
Re: Scientifically Accurate Barney
DerGolgo wrote: -Funny Stuff that I can't watch because I'm at work-
http://bit.ly/1FziU7b" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Enjoy!
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
-
srg
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: the state of insanity !
-
Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Scientifically Accurate Barney
I was going to post this in a new thread but realized it was more appropriate to resurrect an ancient one.
BEHOLD. THE DAY THE BARNEY DIED.
--Jaeger
BEHOLD. THE DAY THE BARNEY DIED.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
-
DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Scientifically Accurate Barney
Jaeger wrote: ↑Sun Nov 20, 2022 1:58 pmI was going to post this in a new thread but realized it was more appropriate to resurrect an ancient one.
BEHOLD. THE DAY THE BARNEY DIED.
--Jaeger
Wow, that's... wow.
Led by his captors like some animal for the amusement of the masses. He smiles and waves, as is expected, as is all he has ever known. But he tries to escape, desperately pulling on his chains. And is disemboweled on a lamppost!
And he keeps waving, and smiling. His guts spilled out below him, his abdomen gone. He waves. He slowly collapses. He smiles.
His captors drag him down, not even willing to wait for the poor fella to die. He is still waving, smiling, when his face hits the dirt and they swarm on him. Knifes out.
Before he is even still, before he has even finally found the sweet release of death. They swarm him, and cut him. Slash into him, to rip apart what parts of him were not torn out by the lamppost.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
-
Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: Scientifically Accurate Barney
Mental note - If ever helping construct large parade balloons cover entire inner lining with large red pentagrams...
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"