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Mk3
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I sold my Freedom to have a blast! *Here goes the Auld Hawg

Post by Mk3 » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:23 pm

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You think the Hogheads will get the snark?
Last edited by Mk3 on Tue May 26, 2015 10:23 am, edited 2 times in total.


"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."

Zim
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Location: Peyton Place

Re: Here goes the Auld Hawg

Post by Zim » Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:58 pm

Hogheads might miss the snark and instead get an Officially Licensed Harley-Davidson® boner.
All service has been on time or early, and either used OEM or better parts and fluids.
How is this possible?!
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

Mk3
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Re: Here goes the Auld Hawg

Post by Mk3 » Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:56 am

FREEEDOOOMM!!!
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."

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0l4fderstout
Maltov Rattlecan
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Re: Here goes the Auld Hawg

Post by 0l4fderstout » Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:46 am

I'd jump on it if I had a few bux to spare. I need something that isn't the gigantic douche canoe for short runs. Still pondering an Enfield or Triumph.

Mk3
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Re: I sold my Freedom to have a blast! Here goes the Auld H

Post by Mk3 » Tue May 26, 2015 10:22 am

Swapped the Hogley for a Blast and a few bucks.....DONE!

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"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."

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Re: I sold my Freedom to have a blast! *Here goes the Auld

Post by Jaeger » Tue May 26, 2015 1:15 pm

You and Rench are both fuckers.

Curious to hear your take and whether you're as amused by yours as Rench is with his. Those things look like they'd be a hoot on city streets. :mrgreen:

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Mk3
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Re: I sold my Freedom to have a blast! *Here goes the Auld

Post by Mk3 » Tue May 26, 2015 8:19 pm

Jaeger wrote:You and Rench are both fuckers.

Curious to hear your take and whether you're as amused by yours as Rench is with his. Those things look like they'd be a hoot on city streets. :mrgreen:

--Jaeger
My massive frame will rarely be seen dominating the tepid little beasty. The plan has been and conitinues to be to buy it only to sell it soon after. If grrr. argh likes it after learning to ride she can buy it, if not it goes back on the craigslist....after I tamper with it for shits and wiggles of course {airbox delete, jetted carb, straight bars, etc}
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

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Re: I sold my Freedom to have a blast! *Here goes the Auld

Post by Jaeger » Wed May 27, 2015 6:18 am

Mk3 wrote: My massive frame will rarely be seen dominating the tepid little beasty. The plan has been and conitinues to be to buy it only to sell it soon after. If grrr. argh likes it after learning to ride she can buy it, if not it goes back on the craigslist....after I tamper with it for shits and wiggles of course {airbox delete, jetted carb, straight bars, etc}
That's true, you are awfully Sasquatch-like to try to hump that little bike. IIRC you're what, 6'4" or something? I remember being somewhat cramped on the one I rode briefly and I'm just shy 6'.

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