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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:41 pm

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This is fuckin' awesome.
It's an analysis of the prevalence of obscenities in various regions, and it's spot the fuck on.

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Goddamn right, fuckboy.

[EDIT: I'm not Twitter savvy, but I think THIS GUY is the original source.]

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Re: FUCK

Post by Toonce(s) » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:25 pm

I have a problem with the data points for Motherfucker and Asshole in the Colorado front-range area. Either the sampling is poor or I'm just not doing enough. Back to fighting the good fight, motherfuckers.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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Re: FUCK

Post by Rench » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:48 pm

On a quick sampling, I'd say it's pretty accurate. I actually heard "gosh" a few times in Nebraska, but don't think I've ever heard "fuckboy" here at home. Is that seriously like an expression?

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Re: FUCK

Post by Toonce(s) » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:15 pm

Rench wrote:On a quick sampling, I'd say it's pretty accurate. I actually heard "gosh" a few times in Nebraska, but don't think I've ever heard "fuckboy" here at home. Is that seriously like an expression?

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Sounds more like an occupation.
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Re: FUCK

Post by motorpsycho67 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:55 pm

A sampling from Twitter can't, by definition, be 'spot the fuck on'.
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Re: FUCK

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:20 pm

motorpsycho67 wrote:A sampling from Twitter can't, by definition, be 'spot the fuck on'.
It's imperative, not adjective. Spotting the fuck is the point here, isn't it?! :P

Also, two points:
1) California is all orange for all it's fucks. And yet, when I started ranting about fucking roaming charges, the dillweed in the Verizon store on Van Ness couldn't get rid of me quick enough. Is that like one of the special rules for San Francisco?
2) Gosh is obscenity?! Strewth!

But it's all silly, anyway. The data points can't be right, indeed.
Look at Oklahoma, at the area around Shawnee. All blue, not a fuck in sight.
I know at least one guy who should make a bright spot there ...
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Re: FUCK

Post by guitargeek » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:20 pm

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Re: FUCK

Post by wyckedsin » Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:31 pm

"Bitch" is way to soft on the West Coast listings...WAY to soft...
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Re: FUCK

Post by AZRider » Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:39 pm

Southwestern Connecticut is red for every word except gosh, which I can't say I have ever heard other than in an elementary school. I live just a little west of the line dividing Red Sox fans from Yankees fans (I am from Philadelphia so I hate both equally), so we get the Boston and the NYC cursing styles here.
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