This is fuckin' awesome. It's an analysis of the prevalence of obscenities in various regions, and it's spot the fuck on.
Goddamn right, fuckboy.
[EDIT: I'm not Twitter savvy, but I think THIS GUY is the original source.]
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Jaeger
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FUCK
This is fuckin' awesome. It's an analysis of the prevalence of obscenities in various regions, and it's spot the fuck on.
Goddamn right, fuckboy.
[EDIT: I'm not Twitter savvy, but I think THIS GUY is the original source.]
--Jaeger
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Re: FUCK
I have a problem with the data points for Motherfucker and Asshole in the Colorado front-range area. Either the sampling is poor or I'm just not doing enough. Back to fighting the good fight, motherfuckers.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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Rench
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Re: FUCK
On a quick sampling, I'd say it's pretty accurate. I actually heard "gosh" a few times in Nebraska, but don't think I've ever heard "fuckboy" here at home. Is that seriously like an expression?
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Toonce(s)
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Re: FUCK
Sounds more like an occupation.Rench wrote:On a quick sampling, I'd say it's pretty accurate. I actually heard "gosh" a few times in Nebraska, but don't think I've ever heard "fuckboy" here at home. Is that seriously like an expression?
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It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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Re: FUCK
A sampling from Twitter can't, by definition, be 'spot the fuck on'.
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DerGolgo
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Re: FUCK
It's imperative, not adjective. Spotting the fuck is the point here, isn't it?!motorpsycho67 wrote:A sampling from Twitter can't, by definition, be 'spot the fuck on'.
Also, two points:
1) California is all orange for all it's fucks. And yet, when I started ranting about fucking roaming charges, the dillweed in the Verizon store on Van Ness couldn't get rid of me quick enough. Is that like one of the special rules for San Francisco?
2) Gosh is obscenity?! Strewth!
But it's all silly, anyway. The data points can't be right, indeed.
Look at Oklahoma, at the area around Shawnee. All blue, not a fuck in sight.
I know at least one guy who should make a bright spot there ...
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Re: FUCK
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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AZRider
- "I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
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Re: FUCK
Southwestern Connecticut is red for every word except gosh, which I can't say I have ever heard other than in an elementary school. I live just a little west of the line dividing Red Sox fans from Yankees fans (I am from Philadelphia so I hate both equally), so we get the Boston and the NYC cursing styles here.
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