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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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Happy Thanksgiving
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Happy Thanksgiving
Seriously, I cannot adequately express the gratitude I feel toward the universe today. You can take Christmas, birthdays, Arbor day and all that jazz and stuff them, my day is Thanksgiving Day. I love my family, I am happy to be where I am geographically-speaking, I don't seek perfection so much as peace, and that I have today. I knows other have less and I don't mean to sound as though I am bragging, I am simply happy. To any who have a need, I open my door to all of you as I will my family, welcome you and wish you well.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
You too Hank!
I'm thankful for motorbikes, good tools, cheap beer, and most of all the ootmiks at large. The Falsebook ones, us hanging chads around here, and especially the ones you can only catch out on the road. Happy Thanksgiving to all of us!
-Rench
I'm thankful for motorbikes, good tools, cheap beer, and most of all the ootmiks at large. The Falsebook ones, us hanging chads around here, and especially the ones you can only catch out on the road. Happy Thanksgiving to all of us!
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Huzzah for food coma!
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Turkey Day, guys.
(I'd say guys 'n' gals, but insofar as I know this is strictly a helmet party nowadays. Ladies, prove me wrong...)
--Jaeger
(I'd say guys 'n' gals, but insofar as I know this is strictly a helmet party nowadays. Ladies, prove me wrong...)
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
It's phocksgiving here, about to go eat some pho.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Urrrrp!
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
It's settled: Phocksgiving is to be an annual thing from now on.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
it's my favorite holiday. Good friends, food, and no commercialized expectations. Hell, I even enjoy the fact that football is on the tube, if only to shed some of the chaffe. Happy Thanksgiving everyone, even if it's a bit belated.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanxgibbin, gents!
(Gosh, I hope I'm not "triggering" our non-Yankee members...
)
--Jaeger
(Gosh, I hope I'm not "triggering" our non-Yankee members...
)--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving u heathens!
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Shit I forgot I started this thread years ago, disregard my new one.
Happy and thankful to have a new home, flaws and all. My wife and kids are a constant source of joy, love and aggravation and I wouldn't have it any other way. I still have a reasonably cool motorcycle, plus more projects than I can handle so I am good. The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
Happy and thankful to have a new home, flaws and all. My wife and kids are a constant source of joy, love and aggravation and I wouldn't have it any other way. I still have a reasonably cool motorcycle, plus more projects than I can handle so I am good. The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Once more with feeling,
HAPPY FUCKING THANKSGIVING
Be with the people who mean the most to you, blood or chosen or otherwise.
In my own world, I've managed to hang on to my family by the skin of my teeth, and despite the election results in my state I am proud of both my personal votes and happy for the way the nation overall voted. Picked a new weird off-road vehicle which makes my long drive to work both uncomfortable and fun just like a good post-apoc car should, still got the Duke as well as a Ninjette for the wife to join me on rides, and my folks rounded the 50 year mark together which made for a heckuva celebration in itself.
HAPPY FUCKING THANKSGIVING
Be with the people who mean the most to you, blood or chosen or otherwise.
In my own world, I've managed to hang on to my family by the skin of my teeth, and despite the election results in my state I am proud of both my personal votes and happy for the way the nation overall voted. Picked a new weird off-road vehicle which makes my long drive to work both uncomfortable and fun just like a good post-apoc car should, still got the Duke as well as a Ninjette for the wife to join me on rides, and my folks rounded the 50 year mark together which made for a heckuva celebration in itself.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Another year, some good some bad. Again its a time to be with the people that you love, not necessarily agree with. Find your common ground, share the joy of being alive and remembering those who couldn't make it to this day. Found family, Friendsgiving, blood relatives, singularity, all is valid and joyful.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Fuckin' A, man. It was good to actually get together with family -- even some of the ones who piss me off.Bigshankhank wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:59 amAnother year, some good some bad. Again its a time to be with the people that you love, not necessarily agree with. Find your common ground, share the joy of being alive and remembering those who couldn't make it to this day. Found family, Friendsgiving, blood relatives, singularity, all is valid and joyful.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
I just hope we can do it again next year and not be back in fucking lockdown.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"