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Denver loaner?

Post by Rench » Mon Sep 19, 2016 5:04 am

Any chance anyone in Denver would have an über reliable loaner I could borrow for a few thousand miles?

My aunt in Tuscon isn't doing well, I'll be as far as Denver at the end of next month, thought maybe I'd run down and see her.

If not, I'll just squeeze my ass into a rental Fiat. That would give her a laugh. :mrgreen:

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Re: Denver loaner?

Post by guitargeek » Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:56 pm

You should post this to the Midget Circus, too...
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Re: Denver loaner?

Post by thack » Sat Oct 01, 2016 8:32 am

If you still have my number, give me a call. I have a spare auto-mo-bubble, and two bikes you could borrow. If you can ride both at the same time, you get a bonus. One's cantankerous, though.

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Re: Denver loaner?

Post by Rench » Sun Oct 02, 2016 3:28 pm

I appreciate the hell out of that thack. Turns out it won't be necessary though.

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Re: Denver loaner?

Post by mtne » Sun Oct 09, 2016 6:19 pm

Well I'm glad thack had you covered........ but if anyone could make it on a small bore thumper you could..... all I got is a 400 thumper....
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Re: Denver loaner?

Post by Rench » Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:53 am

Well now it's just a challenge! :Mrgreen:

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