So I got relatives in the US ...
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So I got relatives in the US ...
... beyond the lot who stem from my great, great ... great [uncle, I think, but might be grandpa] who went to 'merica on the run from the law in the 1860s.
As I learned at the family christmas get-together, one of my cousins from Australia, her husband works for Rio Tinto, is trying to become CEO or something, so won't say no to any transfer/promotion. After Madagascar and Peru, they are now in one of the Carolinas. Not quite sure which one, right now, but I think it might have been North Carolina.
Disclaimer: I've met that cousin a maximum of one times, about 25+ years ago, so I won't be able to set up no breakdown help/crash space.
As I learned at the family christmas get-together, one of my cousins from Australia, her husband works for Rio Tinto, is trying to become CEO or something, so won't say no to any transfer/promotion. After Madagascar and Peru, they are now in one of the Carolinas. Not quite sure which one, right now, but I think it might have been North Carolina.
Disclaimer: I've met that cousin a maximum of one times, about 25+ years ago, so I won't be able to set up no breakdown help/crash space.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...
Cool, always good to know you have an escape plan to a distant relatives.
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...
It’s looking more and more like the Carolinas ( maybe the whole US) is where you need an escape plan FROM.
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...
AZRider wrote:It’s looking more and more like the Carolinas ( maybe the whole US) is where you need an escape plan FROM.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...
I thought we were going to all go crash on Derg's couch when everything goes sideways here?
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...
I wouldn't mind.Bo_9 wrote:I thought we were going to all go crash on Derg's couch when everything goes sideways here?
Mostly because I don't even own a couch ... (#ShoeboxApartment #335SqFt)
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...
I think should we track down the Ootmik who moved to Australia (was it Jonny?) and live in the wasteland. It's more fitting.Bo_9 wrote:I thought we were going to all go crash on Derg's couch when everything goes sideways here?
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...
Oh, I'd totally come for a visit.red wrote:I think should we track down the Ootmik who moved to Australia (was it Jonny?) and live in the wasteland. It's more fitting.Bo_9 wrote:I thought we were going to all go crash on Derg's couch when everything goes sideways here?
Got a bunch of relatives in Australia!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.