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So I got relatives in the US ...

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:20 am

... beyond the lot who stem from my great, great ... great [uncle, I think, but might be grandpa] who went to 'merica on the run from the law in the 1860s.

As I learned at the family christmas get-together, one of my cousins from Australia, her husband works for Rio Tinto, is trying to become CEO or something, so won't say no to any transfer/promotion. After Madagascar and Peru, they are now in one of the Carolinas. Not quite sure which one, right now, but I think it might have been North Carolina.

Disclaimer: I've met that cousin a maximum of one times, about 25+ years ago, so I won't be able to set up no breakdown help/crash space.


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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...

Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:24 am

Cool, always good to know you have an escape plan to a distant relatives.
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...

Post by AZRider » Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:39 pm

It’s looking more and more like the Carolinas ( maybe the whole US) is where you need an escape plan FROM.
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:55 am

AZRider wrote:It’s looking more and more like the Carolinas ( maybe the whole US) is where you need an escape plan FROM.
:( :cry:
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...

Post by Bo_9 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:54 am

I thought we were going to all go crash on Derg's couch when everything goes sideways here?
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:57 am

Bo_9 wrote:I thought we were going to all go crash on Derg's couch when everything goes sideways here?
I wouldn't mind.
Mostly because I don't even own a couch ... (#ShoeboxApartment #335SqFt)
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...

Post by red » Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:47 am

Bo_9 wrote:I thought we were going to all go crash on Derg's couch when everything goes sideways here?
I think should we track down the Ootmik who moved to Australia (was it Jonny?) and live in the wasteland. It's more fitting.
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Re: So I got relatives in the US ...

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:42 am

red wrote:
Bo_9 wrote:I thought we were going to all go crash on Derg's couch when everything goes sideways here?
I think should we track down the Ootmik who moved to Australia (was it Jonny?) and live in the wasteland. It's more fitting.
Oh, I'd totally come for a visit.
Got a bunch of relatives in Australia!
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