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This is hilarious:



It's also spot on -- at least in terms of the Mid-Atlantic (we hate you too, NJ).

--Jaeger

I love that Floridians hate Florida. That is pretty well on brand down here.

So enough people love Canada, it had to get its own color scheme, even though it wasn't really part of the survey...
But nowhere do enough people hate Canada to warrant that color scheme. Apart from maybe New Jersey.

I'm sure a number of Canadians will look at this with smug satisfaction.

Or get enraged about New Jersey. One of those. (if you're about to say that Canadians wouldn't get enraged like that, how sure are you that's not exactly what they want you to think?)