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Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:08 am**

Allright, what gender are the Ooompah Loompahs and why am I fixated on that?

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:11 am**

Cause your fscinated with the concept of Oompah Loompah sex? The books said they were males and females. But who knows what they will look like in the remake...

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:25 pm**

wyckedsin wrote:Cause your fscinated with the concept of Oompah Loompah sex? The books said they were males and females. But who knows what they will look like in the remake...

Isn't everyone? Cool songs, great chocolate, the great glass elevator *cue aerosmith's love in an elevator with the Ooompah Loompah tunes overdubbed*, who hasn't had that fantasy?!! Sheesh, like i'm abnormal or something. Beats the hell outta the Munchkins of OZ, talentless hacks with no redeeming qualities at all cept for flying monkey food.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:06 pm**

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:15 pm**

It's like the dwarfes from Discworld.....only the wedding night will reveal.....
Boy, I'd like to see the cards they send with the returned wedding gifts....

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:51 pm**

is that Shwartzenegger?

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:51 pm**

Am I slow? Am I too old? WTF are friggin' Ooompah Loompahs?

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:48 pm**

..they are the little candy makers from Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory.

Apparently we have some people here obsessed with midget sex.....

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:35 pm**

badi wrote:Am I slow? Am I too old? WTF are friggin' Ooompah Loompahs?

Weissu, in Charlie und die Schokoladenfabrik ( http://german.imdb.com/title/tt0067992/ ... ;ft=4;fm=1).
Wo middie Kinder die die Schokoladenfabrik besichtigen wo ein Fluss aus Schoki durchfliest und alle blachen sich irgendwie daneben benehmen und "bestraft" werden.....einer ersäuft in der Schoki, eine kaut ein Kaugummi und wenn sie es platzen lässt wird die ganze Welt vernichtet oder so.....ziemlich derb in der Hinsicht.
Die Oompah Loompahs waren die kleinen kerle mit den grünen Haaren und der orangenen Haut die die ganzen Zeit am singen waren.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:50 pm**

Wee man dressed as an Oompa Loompa on his skateboard was my favorite part of JACKASS!

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:47 pm**

Probably I'm really just too old. I've not even heard anything about that movie or the book before. Just had a looksee at IMDb and it seems it's targetting the <6 agegroup. Though I always tend to think that I'm still young at heart, this is a bit too extreme for me.
So please count me out when it comes to having sex with Ooompah Loompahs

BTW: Did some of you by any chance follow the senseless discussions on the IMDb boards about the "Alexander" movie? The question that is most interesting for the audiences seems to be "was he gay or not?" Stooopid people!

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:52 pm**

Trust me Badi there is so much adult content in the original movie to make it enjoyable to the adults. The new remake comign out shall be even more adult oriented.

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:25 am**

Being usually rather fond of Oliver Stone I was kinda disappointed. The movie was flawed and messy. Nevertheless it kept me well entertained throughout the nearly 3 hours of its running time. But in IMDb it was all about too much gayness and wether Alex was macedonian or greek. People's minds are so fucked up nowadays

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2005 4:35 pm**

That was me, sorry! Just installed XP on the notebook and forgot that I'm not automatically logged on anymore ...

Posted: **Mon Jan 03, 2005 5:42 am**

well as of recently ive developed a midget phobia...

i cant fathom why...