I am 73% evil
Wow! you are almost pure evil! Sin is your way of life. If there is a hell you have packed your bags for the trip.
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How evil are you?
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lifeon2
- Magnum Jihad
- Contact:
How evil are you?
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive
If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
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click
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Rio Rancho, NM
33% evil
You could go either way. You have sinned quite a bit but you still have a bit of room for error. Your life is a tug of war between good and evil.
What does it say about me if I am sleeping with a guy who is 73%? Does that push me over the edge?
You could go either way. You have sinned quite a bit but you still have a bit of room for error. Your life is a tug of war between good and evil.
What does it say about me if I am sleeping with a guy who is 73%? Does that push me over the edge?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it
Oscar Wilde
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Ban Guzzi
- I AM THE MOTOR!
<center><FONT Face="verdana,sans-serif" Size="1"><B>I am 72% evil.</b></font><br>
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Wow! I'm almost pure evil! Sin is my way of life. If there is a hell I have packed my bags for the trip.</font><BR><BR>
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Wow! I'm almost pure evil! Sin is my way of life. If there is a hell I have packed my bags for the trip.</font><BR><BR>
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FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!
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Thumper
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: B right on!!
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
there must be an error.....
There must be some inacuracy.... this couldn't be right.........
<center><FONT Face="verdana,sans-serif" Size="1"><B>I am 75% evil.</B></FONT><br>
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Wow! I'm almost pure evil! Sin is my way of life. If there is a hell I have packed my bags for the trip.</font><BR><BR>
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<center><FONT Face="verdana,sans-serif" Size="1"><B>I am 75% evil.</B></FONT><br>
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Wow! I'm almost pure evil! Sin is my way of life. If there is a hell I have packed my bags for the trip.</font><BR><BR>
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How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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54% Evil....hey, I'll try harder!
I love question 37 tho-
37) Do you masturbate? •No! •No
But why does sleeping more than 9 hours a night increase evilness by 1%? I sleep around four hours a night, and it allows me to do many more hours of evilness....since I'm a evil evildoer....or something.
I love question 37 tho-
37) Do you masturbate? •No! •No
But why does sleeping more than 9 hours a night increase evilness by 1%? I sleep around four hours a night, and it allows me to do many more hours of evilness....since I'm a evil evildoer....or something.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Slash 6
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver, CO
<FONT Face="verdana,sans-serif" Size="1"><B>I am 78% evil.</B></FONT><br>
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Wow! I'm almost pure evil! Sin is my way of life. If there is a hell I have packed my bags for the trip.</font><BR><BR>
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Wow! I'm almost pure evil! Sin is my way of life. If there is a hell I have packed my bags for the trip.</font><BR><BR>
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What Would Tony Soprano Do?
01 Speed Triple
04 1150 GS Adventure
72 CB 400
my one car garage is getting crowded
What Would Tony Soprano Do?
01 Speed Triple
04 1150 GS Adventure
72 CB 400
my one car garage is getting crowded
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Merlyn
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
Looks like I am doing SOMEthing wrong:
89% Evil.
Merlin
--(Apparently some sort of bargain-basement Prince of Darkness or something)
89% Evil.
Merlin
--(Apparently some sort of bargain-basement Prince of Darkness or something)
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- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
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- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
<center><FONT Face="verdana,sans-serif" Size="1"><B>I am 63% evil.</B></FONT><br>
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I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.</font><BR><BR>
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Damn I'm slacking... I think the no on all the drug shit kinda made me less evil... Well I have a few more years yet...
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I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.</font><BR><BR>
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Damn I'm slacking... I think the no on all the drug shit kinda made me less evil... Well I have a few more years yet...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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Vance
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Metro Area, Colorado
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SlyAttacks
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Lakewood, Colorado
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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I must be off my game...oh well. I like the fact that my little evil icon is Seth Green. Too funny.
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I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.</font><BR><BR>
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<center><FONT Face="verdana,sans-serif" Size="1"><B>I am 69% evil.</B></FONT><br>
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I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.</font><BR><BR>
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Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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schotzy
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Phoenix, currently
- Contact:
<center><FONT Face="verdana,sans-serif" Size="1"><B>I am 51% evil.</B></FONT><br>
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I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.</font><BR><BR>
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I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.</font><BR><BR>
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Methylchloroisothiazolanone is my favorite word EVER.
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purple passion
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA
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ProdigalSon
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Detroit Michigan
- Contact:
Looks like I need some work
<center><FONT Face="verdana,sans-serif" Size="1"><B>I am 68% evil.</B></FONT><br>
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I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.</font><BR><BR>
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<center><FONT Face="verdana,sans-serif" Size="1"><B>I am 68% evil.</B></FONT><br>
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I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.</font><BR><BR>
<FONT Face="verdana,sans-serif" Size="1"><a HREF="http://www.hilowitz.com/john/test/evil.html" Target="_">Are you evil?</A> find out at <a HREF="http://www.hilowitz.com" Target="_">Hilowitz.com</A><BR></FONT>
Maxwell, the Prodigal Son
Nemo Maulus Felix
CBR600RR
Nemo Maulus Felix
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jr_bear
- Maltov Rattlecan
this can't be right
only 70%. This is obviously flawed.
keep your gun and clothes were you can find them in the dark
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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